And there you have it, asshat. Forume has been a little light in the flip flops so you're the newest rider of the bait bike. And, bingo: you bit on the bait like your sistah chompin' on her daddy's pole at the moment your brother slams it up her dirt road. This may all be beyond your millennial pay grade.
Pretty sure 'eat my fark' emanates from iggit's sistah's yowling claptrap when they have family get togethers. Iggit is the millenial embodiment of the ol' West Virginny thang: Question: How do they celebrate Halloween in West Virginny? Answer: Pump kin