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Besides trying to get rid of the IRS and other necessary agencies -yes MIS they are necessary in today's world - he's ok in my book. And I hate republicans. Yeah I know he's running as an INDO but he's a republican.

At least he would get herb legalized. Be warned that if Christie gets to be Attorney General with Trump he's coming after all you potheads. He one of those types that thinks weed leads to Kensington Avenue BJ's and dope habits. As he said before(I paraphrase) " I think that anyone caught with even a seed should be put in jail for ten years. If a person can't control himself it is up to the government to control them."

No, really, he said that as he ate ten Twinkies.

So DPSUP what Sunday should I put you down for? I will help you. Remember it's $125 or I will accept a quarter of da kine instead.

Oh, I also help people with anger issues. How come you're so angry? You can tell me in private I won't joke, though I will here....

I have the cure for anger issues affecting white suburban types:

Come spend a week on fabulous Kenisngton Avenue. We will fly you round trip from Orlando International to Philadelphia where you will spend 6 days and five nights on beautiful Kensington Avenue. Marvel as you select a different abandoned home or factory to sleep in each evening after spending glorious days touring the historic neighborhoods of West Kenisngton and Fairhill. Absorb the local color and culture as we give you $50 to spend at the local commerce corners. All this can be yours on if The Price is Right.

I did that to get Barry excited. Old people love The Price is Right. Oh hey, U2B acts like he's 60. He should start watching The Price is Right

Much peace to your dogs DPSUP. I don't mean to be a pen!s with the politics but I can help you get over this Trump thing. It's just not right. Like, he has Ben Carson on his staff. Obviously it's just a racial quota thing - "see I have blacks with me." But Ben Carson has less right to be involved in politics than I do performing brain surgery.

 

#10twinkies

 

Welcome back Ursus maritimus...

Did they let you out or did you release yourself on your own recognizance?

 

Ok, so you don't really know why you're angry. Only you know if you were molesterererered, or something, as a child, and Good Wayne I wouldn't want you talking aboot that here.

But if it's just a short fuse, you can work on that. Getting angry ain't worth it. Yeah, I ain't no saint, but I'm usually chill as long as my BAC is under .15. Or should I say my ABC(Alcohol Blood Content) is under control. Hey, I got blood in my alcohol.

Getting angry at dudes on here is pointless and really unnecessary. You realize that if these dudes met you in person they wouldn't be anything like they are on here. Actually, anyone who snaps-wise at you would never meet you in person. So just think aboot that. They're jokes. Internet bad-arses. Let them have their jollies on here, as they sit at their desk and go home to a nagging wife, a mortgage and screaming kids. You're surfing the east coast now, bra.

Seldom calls MIS 13, "Uncle?" I'll have to have a talk to him aboot that, eh. Yeah MIS 13 is probably one of the nicest dudes you would meet, but some people have to live their fantasies on the internet.

And aboot anger elsewhere in rel life. That will just get you in trouble. Snap on the wrong ese or Pagan or nutcase and you may get holes in you. So, control it. Do NOT start doing yoga and eating Kale. That is the worst cult/addiction ever. Smoke herb and think, but don't do yoga.

"Levi's not Wrangler." You get a box of Cracker Jacks for that one.

Gloucester Mass or NJ?

I hear the Irish thing, but realize a SC/NC Irish isn't as cool as a NE Irish. Speaking of, so what, no EMASSSPICOLI no more?

AS Frankie From Hollywood(or whatever) said, " Relax, don't do it when you want to kill MIS" Wasn't that their hit in the 80's?

Oh, Stankasaurus, you have to change that name. I feel like I'm typing to Fred Flintstone's dog...Barney Rubble and sh!t.

Hey, DPSUP, I can give you all the deets on MIS 13 for an 1/8.

LOL....LMAO...LMFAO...BRB...BRB...ROFL....YOLO...YOLO...

I'm like Encyclopedia Brown.

 

Dude, I haven't got arrested in over 6-years !!

Though I have died once a year for the past three years. Every Late April-June, there we go again. LOL, LMAO, ROFL,

YOLO - ha, nope, I lived four times, which almost makes me supernatural. Like a werewolf or something.

Oh yeah guys, I hunt werewolves now so if you guys have any leads. let me know.

OH YEAH?? DON'T BELIEVE IN WEREWOLVES?

ME AND SELDOM saw one for sure near New London, and possibly a second one in Delmarva. For Real For Real. Ax him.

Ironic that we saw one near New London huh?

ARRR WOOOO Werewolves of London.

His hair was perfect.

 

Was he drinking a Pina Colada?

 

At Trader Vic's no less...

 

Fkn Bill man, you're cracking me up over here. You got Uncle status too braddah you know that.


Bill speaks the truths aboot the werewolves...we saw one coming back from AI, the other one near New London, and I believe a third coming out of the woods on Rt 80, right Bill? All these mothertruckers had just morphed back into human form and were hairy as fock.

A little bit o Suniliarity for ya Willhelm, Bill Kreutzman, one of the Dead's drummers, would throw the occasional fit if they didn't play WOL...
[video=youtube;q18PmpBVc6Q]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q18PmpBVc6Q[/video]

 

I swear to Wayne I once saw a Chupa Cabra. It was on top of mountain in NC.
I like that... Swear to Wayne... Thanks SJB

 

Oh shoot, dude. I tried to help a woman in Arkansas aboot a Chupa Cabra once.

Back when I was a little more unstable, and I was Banned form here, I participated on a message board at City-Data.com, or something. I lasted, like, four days. Ha, I got tossed-off by hassling some white guys who lived in Hawaii aboot "Beat Haole Day," and professing all my "knowledge" aboot Hawaii that I learned from surf mags and Dog the Bounty Hunter. Good times good times

But I Degrassi Junior High......

So, I came across this heading, "What was that that just ran across my yard?" from some hillbilly in Arkansas. I eloquently explained to her that is was a Chupa Cabra, many of whom were migrating north along with all the illegals. And this was pre-Donald Trump. I'm ahead of time. I'm just fantastic.

I also, all by myself, told her an elaborate scheme to get rid of the Chupa Cabra, did a great job, too, great job. All the people on City-Data just loved me, as I am great friends with the people on City Data.com. Great people, wonderful people.

I have the solutions to all society's problems, terrific ideas...great ideas....for everything from Chupa Cabras to Mexicans to ISIS.

Believe me I do. Great ideas.

But I'm not going to tell you what they are.

Here you guys submit your ideas in 30-days and then I see if I like them. If not, I will then show you my plans, and my pen!s. Oh, I have a wonderful pen!s, I really do. ll the Eastern European girls say they love and how wonderful it is and I am. I am great friends with the Russians and Eastern Europeans.

(Hmmm, I wonder if he(Trump, yeah I was doing a Trump gimmick for you slower types) knows where any werewolves are because Eastern Europe is just full of werewolves, vampires and gypsies. And apparently he's got a thing for Eastern Europe which just shows how awful he is. All one has to do is watch Tosh.0 to understand how horrid Russia/Eastern Europe is.

 

This^^^ is why I say we are all morons......
Chupa Cabra?? In North Carolina?? They live ONLY in Puerto Rico!!!

 

PUERTO RICANS ARE AMERICAN CITIZENS !!

They are free to travel across the entire U.S.

Oh, so you think that not one Puerto Rican brought a Chupa Cabra with them to the continental U S & A?

I'm surprised you didn't encounter one when you were policing. Hey, did you ever shoot any black guys?

"Choke him and then shoot him" (South Park Reference # 556)

 

Up here in NH, in late 70s, there were no "black guys".
The only one that was here got abducted by aliens in Exeter, NH.

 

City-Data.com- can you please send a link to thoses posts that sounds all time maybe as good as when you went on msw as prince harry or something like that.

 

I looked, Blaster, but I believe the good ones were deleted. Can't find the Hawaii ones or the Chupa Cabra one from Arkansas.

 

I'm dissapointed I will now cut myself # cuttingforriles