Measuring a wave

Calmer than you are...

 

I'm going to exaggerate like I usually do. 6 D!CKS is going to be head high...

 

Can we start measuring waves using vaginas? "Damn, that set had to be 30 vaginas tall!" See, doesn't that make you feel better than d!cks!!

 

on the east coast it seems anything under head high is chest high.... and everything over head high is epic, gnarly, or all time.

according to everyone in rhode island, the wind is wrong, there is too much water, or too many people. doesnt matter how big it is

 

Wave face divided by wave back; add 2 feet times the square root of pi and then just call it shoulder high and clean.

 

2 feet of juice = 6 foot mushburgers

 

Just saying, bro. That's why women are so historically bad at math.

They've been told by all their lives by their significant others that their d!cks are exactly 12 inches long.

Seriously though, the number scale has been horribly transmogrified over generations.

Most recently, the ankle/knee/waist/chest/shoulder/head etc scale has been used to a much more accurate degree. Unfortunately however, we are seeing more and more testosterone-induced scales, and it's the usual suspects again. Overhead to a Californian is now waist high in Hawaii, and likely "well overhead" to many East Coasters.

All I know is that once it starts getting overhead, I want a solid channel to the lineup. Taking 10-15 caves of cold water on my noggin between waves is no longer my idea of "fun".