1000 post = SI pubes

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 30, 2016.

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  1. Sep 30, 2016 #1
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    Disclaimer: this thread has no value.

    You know when your odometer is nearing a milestone and you miss it, and when you remember to check you've got like 100,002 miles?

    Looked and I had 1004 posts today.

    Was kind of looking forward to this milestone and I missed it. I wanted 1000 to be grand. Now Im not sure what it even was. So, slightly belated, but this is post #1000 celebration. My SI pubes have started coming in.

    What have I learned in 1000 posts? Not much. I've said horrible things to people. I've posted pictures of my ol lady. I posted a video of trannies singing out of tune. I've gotten serious a few times. I've posted pictures of beer. If anyone monitors this page then I'm probably on a watch list for future sex offenders.

    I still have a sneaking suspicion that, aside from Seldom who I can verify exists, 67% of the forume is just one overweight dude living in his mom's basement with a lot of time on his hands. A few humans wander into the forum from time to time but for the most part this great dynamic is the brainchild of one robust lonely man.

    Anyway, it's been real.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 30, 2016
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 30, 2016
  3. Sep 30, 2016 #2
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Congrats.
    Now go fvck thyself, mr sex offender!!.......if you can reach around.
    Please note--I did NOT say "go kill yourself" That is all yours, dude!!
     
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  5. Sep 30, 2016 #3
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the 1,000 post club, I remember when I used to have to walk 5 miles both ways to school in the snow with no shoes while going backwards hopping one foot.
     
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 30, 2016
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 30, 2016
  6. Sep 30, 2016 #4
    MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

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    congrats... and by the way I know I am real, but when I sit on my hand and wait til it goes numb and proceed to get my jerk on it feels like someone else doing it for me,.... that my friend is fake. And may take place in a basement.
    Good job, you have not only wasted lots of time on here like the rest of us, but you can measure the time wasted in meaningless posts when you could have been seeking out hindus at forever firing spots like Belmar or having bench off's with people who no longer exist but we still talk about nearly every day. I'll bet that Emass even comes back to compliment you on your amazing feat of many posts in a narrative of 10,000 or more words.
    All in fun. you guys may all be fake but I think about you often
     
    MrMacdugal, Sep 30, 2016
    MrMacdugal, Sep 30, 2016
  7. Sep 30, 2016 #5
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    And the funny thing is, that overweight dude in the basement is a solipsist, and the remaining 33% is an artificial intelligence machine learning experiment running at the MIT media labs. Seldom, now he's another story...
     
    capecodcdog, Sep 30, 2016
    capecodcdog, Sep 30, 2016
  8. Sep 30, 2016 #6
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    Congrats U2B! Keep racking them up,

    If you will it, Dude, it is no dream.

    And proud we are of all of them
     
    seldom seen, Sep 30, 2016
    seldom seen, Sep 30, 2016
  9. Sep 30, 2016 #7
    seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

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    It's weird man, I consider most of you guys friends. All of you really, at least the ones who have been here since I started.

    Of course, all abandonners shall be given the mark and considered sworn enemies. A
     
    seldom seen, Sep 30, 2016
    seldom seen, Sep 30, 2016
  10. Sep 30, 2016 #8
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    I thought that was called a stranger - Dave Chappell
     
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  11. Sep 30, 2016 #9
    your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

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    Good times, man!
     
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  12. Sep 30, 2016 #10
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

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    It's funny how that works. I have these images in my head of what everyone looks like. I mean I know for a fact you're a personified white Samoyed. But I still think of Carter as his old aviator. I have this image of yank slitting someone's tires. I think tard has a picture circulating. Every time I'm in the water I wonder if the dude next to me is Your Pier or Barry. I know now that Frost is Dolph Lungren.

    The forum truly is an eyes wide shut thing. We should have a secret call, like the specific sound of a rare bird. To identify each other and whatnot.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 30, 2016
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Sep 30, 2016
  13. Sep 30, 2016 #11
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    I'm easy to spot, I'll be the guy whistling, singing, or humming "We built this city, we built this city on rock... and.... Rolllllll!!"
     
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 30, 2016
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 30, 2016
  14. Sep 30, 2016 #12
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    I am the spitting image of Jean Claude Van Damme irl.

    Congrats on #1000 dude. Let's fvck some whores. Dew.
     
    kidde rocque, Sep 30, 2016
    kidde rocque, Sep 30, 2016
  15. Sep 30, 2016 #13
    antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

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    Is the next milestone 2k or 10k?
     
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  16. Sep 30, 2016 #14
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    Maybe a sound like piping plover... then we'd get access to exclusive/protected sections of beaches.. our own private lineups.
     
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  17. Sep 30, 2016 #15
    MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

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    Aug 19, 2011
    The forum truly is an eyes wide shut thing. We should have a secret call, like the specific sound of a rare bird. To identify each other and whatnot.[/QUOTE]

    Totally into this idea. Make it one I'm not completely ebarassed to hoot out and I will be calling out to you guys like the crazy guy in the lineup
     
    MrMacdugal, Sep 30, 2016
    MrMacdugal, Sep 30, 2016
  18. Sep 30, 2016 #16
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    How about when someone asks how you're doing the auto-response is "Great, Now go kill yourself". If they respond with laughter, you know they're an SI crew member. If they respond in a negative way, tell em "Nobody Owes Them Anything", and paddle away.
     
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 30, 2016
    DawnPatrol321, Sep 30, 2016
  19. Sep 30, 2016 #17
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    Or maybe respond, "Just swell for a moron.".. Might be less caustic and confrontational.

    #PsycopathsPackingInTheLineup
     
    capecodcdog, Sep 30, 2016
    capecodcdog, Sep 30, 2016
  20. Sep 30, 2016 #18
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    LOL I like the shock and awe approach personally, but yours is much more user friendly for the non-suspecting moron.
     
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  21. Sep 30, 2016 #19
    capecodcdog

    capecodcdog Well-Known Member

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    #MakingFriendsAndInfluencingPeople
     
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    capecodcdog, Sep 30, 2016
  22. Sep 30, 2016 #20
    frothy cheese

    frothy cheese Well-Known Member

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    Can't stop imagining the reactions of people I often see at certain spots if I did this and struck out with a bunch of non-swellers
     
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    frothy cheese, Sep 30, 2016
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