I am the GoldenBullCow

Why?? You want her to die laughing???

 

o'barry, he gotcha. You can't let your split personality get in the way of being the notorious triflin'troll dude!

This place is great!

 

He said wildebeest

 

Errit.

New guy is kewl. Not dixpix kewl but kewl.

 

Surprised we haven't had a hello post from skank hunt yet?

 

Wow, I'm gonna take that at face value.

 

Hey BullCock there is no way your wife is as hot as you claim. You would not be scrimmaging with all of us for the entire day if you did. If you keep this up Ol' Barry will snatch your wife away and worm in Lil Barry real good. Take it easy here young Bull.

This reminds me of the old saying:

Young Bull says to Old Bull "Dad lets run down the hill and bang a cow."
The Old Bull says "No young Bull, lets walk down the hill and bang all the Cows."

 

That one made me crack up for realz.

C y'all after the election farce is over...

 

your a gay idiot

 

ok going to wing this one,tell me ur from queens,but tell everyone ur from Brooklyn?am I correct?i know ur from either or because everyone from queens and bk hates the Yankees and the giants.then u ask them why and they get defensive.

I bet u say "bro" a lot...I speak from experience as I know quite a few queensers that tell everyone there from Brooklyn and love the mets and hate the yanks.non surfers tho..

also why do u feel the need to add irish Italian?its like saying ur African American,but its always bullshyt because black people in America are not from Africa,just like guidos who say they are Italian americans are really from staten island.when I hear someone say irish American or whatever,i think of an irish person that moved to America lol.

don't mind me btw,im just bored and trying to start some action before I log off and disappear for 24hrs,i sincerely hope u enjoy ur stay here at swellinfo and try not to becomme an abandonneur

 

Ummm, hello.

 

wow sniffer that's probably the greatest post I have ever read on here,u hit the nail in the head.

and that goes for everyone on here.we are on an internet forum,trolling lol,some of us stay on here 24/7,so how does anyone have the time to go on 3 month surf trips or bang different hindus everyday?we are on here because we are bored,or trying to show off to everyone else to make them jealous but always lack the picture proof.i just check the surf cast everyday and come on here for a few mins to talk sh1t or get sh1t talked.

its like hey,forget my wife and daughter,its swellinfo time!! lol,barry where are u dr barry.

the only real lavish person on here is roy,that dude builds boards that cost more than ur house so yea hes living good lol

 

lol my suspicions were right,i thought u said u were from ny and came to nj,just read it backwards.i just know literally everyone from queens/bk hates the Yankees since they have mets there.i don't believe in yankee fans,they are the best team that ever played,and I don't even watch mlb like that,its like the guys in jersey that swear they are patriots fans,no ur just picking the best team,always have to stick with ur home team if u have one

 

I too,do know about the golden bull cow statue in manhattan lol

 

What?!
Sorry, but the interweb is not a safe space.

 

LMAO, great point Pump

 

Naw Dude, CuckFish AKA #jonatnonsh!ttingtonseagull got you beat by a mile.

 

Man I laugh so fukin hard comming here.

 

Welcomme GBC.

And don't mind stanky. He's part of the vetting squad diligently doing his job.

Carry on.

Peace.