The Rules

There you go again, making sure underling #1 knows he's your 'Legend.' Another reacharound from Lieutenant Yankee!

You & your posse... Does it get hard, keeping so many men satisfied?

 

PS. Surf looks sh!tty but I am going out anyway. Peace out

 

Swellers:

View, enjoy, and apply.
[video=youtube;q9EBYw5VN2E]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9EBYw5VN2E[/video]

To life and surf.

Peace

 

wow yank thanks for the shout out lol,i was just fukin wit u by the way,i had to do it,i never got see ur response but I'm sure u lit me up.

I got no problem with u btw,its all fun and games,u been ripping me for the past 4 yrs or however long I been here,i don't mind,its entertaining to us and to everyone else that reads.its funny reading other ppls arguments but sometimes it turns into a 100 page thread like senior codfish,wherever he disappeared to I still think he was sharthuffer.

we can disagree on politics and everything else,but at the end of the day we are still surfers and share something in common,plus whats the point of debating shyt if everyone agrees all the time,thats just communism.it makes things interesting.

I wouldn't call what we do hazing.sure we give hard times sometimes,i get hard times from everyone lol,this is the internet,u can just log off and quit and never read anything bad again,nobody is forced to stay here.

and when the waves aint coming,we still have threades to make.sheesh nynj and seldom recently had babies,dr barry is a grandpa,i thought my tongue was falling off,and everyone is calm and cool and says congrats or offers good tips,etc.

now if someone posted something personal,like having a kid,or medical advice and everyones saying ruthless stuff,then id say those ppl deserve infractions,but making fun of hulk Hogan for not swimming isn't worth an infraction lol,ur still cool with me frost

 

Wow, tweedledumb that's a bit TMI doncha think?

 

This is actually good shiiite, cep.

(Now watch twatdog soil this tread yet again by bleating another homophobic passive aggro snivelmumble about some odd twisted memory in his brainpan.)

And cep.....you used paragraphs.....wtf over

 

That paragraph using mother trucker.

 

Hey mod, kill yourself

 

Such talented writing. I had no idea you had could write homoerotic fiction! Do you moonlight as an author, Yankee? Or perhaps we should call you ... Neil?

 

Pull that one out of the DVD collection, slash?
Hah

 

Bingo ! ^^

Sigh...nothing if not preDIICKable, aka, another closeted wackadoodle stalker comes prancing out of troll hollow. That would be you, twatdog.

Ok, look, sparkie, we're all for expression sessions here on The Forume;
butt, there is a line & you pranced over it.

Ergo kindly do NOT bring your collection of personal gay surfer porn to Yee Olde Fourme. Combining that with your passive aggro raging furnace of a peabrain does not a successful combo platter make.

 

Haha. Three points Scobes.

First, I knew I'd be opening up a new line of attack. But Yankee's been wheezing at the plate, so I threw him a softball...

Second, It's not a DVD, it's literature. If you can't see that, clearly you're not a cultured man.

Third ... when I googled for that image, I saw things no man can unsee.

 

“Hang ten!” takes on new meaning in this collection of erotic stories that follows the sexual escapades of those fabulous beach boys. Their taut, tanned bodies glistening with water and their hair damp from a dip in the ocean, these dudes are like sex on surfboards — fast, sleek, and oh so hot! The 19 stories — including “Blue Star Boy,” “Samurai of the Surf,” and “Surf Stud Initiation” — follow the adventures of these sensuous surfers from Cape Cod to Japan to Hawaii as they ride the waves of pleasure to anything from tender romance to raw, hardcore sex. Featuring such noted erotic authors as Shane Allison, Rob Rosen, Jay Starre, and Aaron Micheals, these stories show that the beach has a lot more to offer than just a tan.

 

You knew squat, what a totally deluded assmonster you are. You're obsessed with me. Butt sorry I won't send you any pics, troll queen. So stop pm'ing me. Move on with your life, sparkie in stilettos.

As for seeing things, it's your fruit porn collection, & you obviously love every screen grab crotch grab moment of it, kackdog.

Scobey's your desperation grab new online pal, is it, in your vain attempt to scramble your own eggs, buttercup?

It's ok, caitlyn, we get it.

 

Okay but somebody has to read a passage from surfer boys.

In one of my many trips to Amsterdam I bought a bunch of pulp erotic novels. Horribly written but novelties from the 50s 60s and 70s. Like owning a piece of erotic history. Barely any plot. Just straight porn. Had an incest one too.

Great Science Fiction legend Samuel Delaney went rogue and started "touring" the underground sex scene of NY in the 70s and 80s (theaters, cruising spots, etc) and wrote a book called Hogg which is a pure combo of disgusting porn and a plot line. I barely remember it but the protagonist was a mentally challenged impoverished kid who was taken under the wing of a disgusting criminal in some quasi consensual possibly statutory adventure of sorts. Delaney was one of the most respected Sci Fi writers ever too!?

 

Yankee you're tired and washed up. If there was ever anybody so predictable its you.

You spout off about the same old sh1t using the same old worn out insults. It's like with children, OK, that was funny the first time, but not the second, third, or three hundredth. Try something new for a change, it may have been original at first but even things that are original need to be retired from time to time. Take some time to work on you. Maybe pop down in the recliner, put on the news, pour a glass of wine, and go fvck yourself.

 

I'm an occasional poster and long time lurker because I love the hilarity that can ensue on this site. That said what these mods are asking for is really not much. It's like taking a mile of lane out for road construction not shutting the whole road down. And by going on about how this will ruin the site you are really just giving credence to all (or the few) members that made the complaints to begin with. You can't yell fire in the movie theater and you can't tell bubs to kill himself. You could still go tell new member to have a bench off, let shred machhine visit his mum, let Wayne touch him in the no no spots or ____ insert appropriate insult here. You guys are not neutered by any stretch. Especially if I can still say FAHQ BICHES

Anyways, my two cents is to roll with it like its business as usual. If it really turns into a PC safe spaces hug and tug circle of love then I will just slide on. Like you will too. All I'm saying is see if it really turns to defcon5 before acting like it does. And if it does we can all go invade msw and infitrate Heaven's Gate style and then kill ourselves

 

haha, better purge your browser history, or you might get the, "Honey, we need to talk".

Oh, I heard this from a friend.

 

David Blaine Street Magic

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You should post more man.