Any suggestions as to how best to master this? I'm finding that while laying prone on my board it will have a tendency to slide forward which requires me to always have at least one hand on the nose. I have not waxed my board in the center as I read somewhere that is not recommended so just wax the nose and rails. Any suggestions?
Try sticking your thumb in your bum while trying to touch your nose with your c0ck. See if that helps any. Report back with results.
In another time long ago, it would have been suggested that you go kill yourself. I'm not gonna say to go kill yourself because I would get infracted. But in another time you would have been told go to kill yourself.
Step 1: drill hole in board approximately the same size diameter as your cock step 2: insert said cock in hole step 3: paddle while lying prone step 4: seppuku
Hey man. I respect Austin. He seems like an alright guy. The whole crack down thing, although I don't totally agree with it....I get it. But this shiz is ridiculous. We get more trolls around here then actual new members. This should be an instant ban. It's so painfully obvious that this is a troll, yet this flies but all y'all hazing gets infarcked. That's a mix between infraction and f*ck. Because this is f*cked
there is no doubt in my mind that klion is a good guy and just needs some help. I started surfing right around the the release of the karate kid. I got caught up in the whole wax on, wax off thing and kept getting stuck on the wax off part. Sucked, every swell, wax off, damn!
Good idea and the principle could be applied to surfing. In fact, I think I'll just ditch the wax on my bort and carve out places for my feet. You don't need glass on top of the bort anyways. If you get water on top you're doing it wrong. I tried seppuku today, but failed miserably.
Do *not* use wax on your board as it reacts negatively with the polystyrene. Instead apply coconut oil, liberally.
