Hey Guys!

Got married in Vegas once. Tattooed the wedding ring on my finger. Divorced a year later.

Jealous chicks dig the tattoo because they think other chicks think I'm married.

also this thread needs to die. When Tard comes out of banishment he needs to post another cock up here and get this **** locked.

 

I just spent 5 minutes trying to make a cock and a vagine out of asterisk and lines and whatnot. i failed.


I bring so much to this fouroumne....

 

Dat asterisk.

 

Stank...Bro? She's a tranny!

 

No, we never ever want to hear about anything you do. EVER!

 

Tell that to Bernie.

 

Your ghay partner, Ernie........??

 

Wow man, just wow!

 

Movin' like Bernie.

 

Congratulations - you played ya self!

 

LMFAO. Classic Scobes.
Someone kill this thread.

 

Way to fall on your sword. I tried to ice this thread myself by posting obese granny porn. No joke. Got an infraction. Simod 4 finger bang. If your name was anything but stankasaurus I'd have my ol lady shout you out but I think that name would make me lose wood.

. I tried. The thread lives on. The golden shower cow is clearly sleeping with one of the mods.

 

Sleeping with them? How do we know he isn't a mod himself?

Think about it. He appeared immediately before this 'Rules' fiasco. A convenient time indeed. False flag operation?

 

Listen here you little blood belching vagina. You need to get the fuk off of SI before you end up killing yourself. It always happens to little nut sucking, grandma ass crack licking pu$$ies like you. You are a sh!t eating, dog fuking worthless waste of jizz.

 

GoldenBullJizz getting some dude from behind!

 

GoldenBullFukers woman:

 

Fahg!

 

You are clearly lonely af.

 

Do you post in skate forums glodencow?

 

I fuked your mom.