Average Length?

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  1. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    of session

    Mine is 7 inc... I mean usually somewhere between two and a half to three hours, swell and weather dependent, at least just a rough guess. Any less and I don't feel like I've scratched the bug. I try and stay out even longer when possible but sometimes the body and well, life, has other ideas. Once you paddle out, how long are you usually out there for?

    Also given the Soviet policing going around these days, the smart money in Vegas is this threade goes south quickly and gets the axe
     
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  2. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    8 inches, or else you might as well be an asian
     

  3. antoine

    antoine Well-Known Member

    Mar 10, 2013
    9 flacid cock a doodle doo and a hooker says?
     
  4. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    haha I'm a fluctuator. Depends on what I've eaten or how stretched and flexible I am.

    Wanna have a laugh google micro*****h porn. Or premature ejaculation porn.

    Sex sessions all depends. Sometimes I'm in for the long haul., sometimes a quickie out the door, and sometimes it's just morning maintenance: we need to do this so we don't murder people today. When I was having more casual encounters it really varied. Sometimes a 9 turns out to be a fish market in the pants and you've gotta wrap things up pretty quickly if you even can.


    Surfing sessions all depends. If it's big and relentless and thus cold up here I'm really only good for 1.5 hours max. Big and warm and maybe 2. But I'm talking those days when it's relentless barely any breaks in between sets and you exhaust yourself paddling in 5-6ml. If it's a calm but good size day I'm in it for 2-5 hours. On summer days when it fires I'll spend the whole dang day in the water. I think I've gone 5 hours without a break. Start to get crampy in my arms. Drink or water, ibuprofen sandwich, banana, and back at it.
     
  5. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  6. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  7. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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  8. frothy cheese

    frothy cheese Well-Known Member

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    May 6, 2016
    Depends on who I'm with. Good crew or crowded it'll probably take longer for me to get my fill so usually 3-4 hours. Solo or with a couple buddies I can surf myself to noodle arms in 2-3 hours. Sessions have been shorter lately due to getting to school or the sun setting. Yesterday was solo for 2 hours to a beautiful sunset
     
  9. trevolution

    trevolution Well-Known Member

    Feb 16, 2012
    anywhere from 20 mins before work, to 8 hours on a firing off season day
     
  10. The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    Oct 19, 2014
    Problem here is the boots gloves suite process. Takes 20 min to get in and out. Gotta commit to at least an hour just to get 20 min in the water. Once daylight savings hits I'm a weekend warrior.
     
  11. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    +1 for this. Once rubber is involved I feel the need to be out there for at least and hour, also. Couple that with a little drive and I sometimes force myself to stay out if I'm freezing/noodled just to make it worth it in my head.
     
  12. superbust

    superbust Well-Known Member

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    Nov 2, 2008
    your junk must be sore after 8 hours, Trev