wide, thin, and heavy at the point

Haha Let's hear it!

 

Well, there it is, eh gnome? Everyone is a "hack" because your floating plank is made only for pros. Unfortunately, the pros laugh at your inane, egotistical, whack job beach bonfire material.
RANDY RARICK test drive

and let's not forget your plank that you shipped to norcal for 'testing' - - yah, the plank that that imploded after two HH waves & then served a useful purpose as fuel for roasting s'mores on the beach later in the day

You're like the Chuck Barris of surfboard design. Looks interesting, totally weird all too often, runs but mechanically isn't worth two shiiites.

I know, gnome, I know you don't know....Chuck Barris.....American cultural reference...look him up, poseur.

 

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His original board weighs 70 pounds the dragon,his orange wetsuit is so they can find his unconcious body floatin from the impact of that monster,one older picture Roy had up showed his face when it got slashed by the fin ,****inlike to ripped him open .yu dont want that thing to hit yu,id want the helmut too and some kevlar

 

but dont let him sell yu a board he dont noseride and dont believe in it,says its unnecessary , single position only no unnecessary arm movements and the 13 ftr is usually what yu see him on .He wanted 448000 for it in 2006 then over half a mil til i heard he sold 1 for a million bucks .

 

Dude, you just basically uttered "Beetlejuice" 3 times, guaranteeing a visit from the surfing sheep herder.

You realize he surfs his name daily on the internet to see who's talking about him. Kinda sad and weird

 

Screw the Gnome!

 

Future primitive

 

He's feral.