Fock all you conts. None of you surf and you're all ghey, goat-raping, weasel-licking, Mexican Muslims that hate 'Murica and Jeebus. In other words, Merry Christmas fockers!
Blasters - you're a carpetbagging Yankee that drives a Prius. Carter - you can't skate or play guitar and TKD is for pooosies. Clemmie - go sh!t in the lineup again, ya kook. Chavez - You lying SOB, you ain't never ridden a bike that doesn't have training wheels. DPSUP - you whack off to pics of Hildebeast 3x a day you sick bastard. This could be the best thread ever...
Yank - you're a hippie flower-child peacenick that loves everyone. Pumpy - you're limp wristed liberal that hates the 2nd amendment. And you have tassels on your mountain bike. Trev - you're a narc and the only fires you've ever put out are from busting kids burning one behind the grocery store.
And you look like the evil spawn of Khloe Kardashian and Michelle Obama after a fortnight of furious scissoring.
Take note peeps, that's quality right there. ^^^ You could have added something about me resembling their tangled bushes. Just a thought. And for the record my a$$ isn't hairy, I shave it every day so everyone can see the tattoo of the big boss' face I have there.. It's the only party that's not furry though. That focker thanked us for all our hard work and sent us a gift. A book about management strategies. Where's cousin Eddie when I need him?
Yeah that was a good one. But c'mon man, you gotta have something...Must be going soft in your old age.
CBSCREWBY - only thing you've ever surfed is the sh!tter after a rough night slamming Tito's then turning tricks out behind the Fat Pelican. Wayne - if I send you a case of Vienna sausages will you stop molesting lil boys?
What can I say? I'm in a dam good mood and spreading the holiday spirit. No one on the roads this AM so my commute was at 80+ and I got here in half the time. No one at work so I'm not getting interrupted 15x when trying to do real work or stuck in endless meetings. And for once I won't be working late. And the Hurricanes have put two lumps of coal in the hated Sabres stocking this week. I'm a happy wookie. I'm serious about the offer to Wayne though... "Impacting Wayne's skull for the good of humanity."
That's what's up! Sounds like things are going your way, hope it continues through the Holidays for you.
