Please allow me to introduce myself...

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by zagaff3r, Jan 11, 2017.

Page 2 of 3
  1. Jan 11, 2017 #21
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    9,092
    Sep 26, 2008
    fixed that for you piggy
     
    yankee, Jan 11, 2017
    yankee, Jan 11, 2017
  3. Jan 11, 2017 #22
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

    251
    Dec 30, 2016
    Hi Unc

    Speaking of bringing a grown man to tears, did you hear there's a lawsuit against girlsdoporn.com?

    If porn companies can't exploit young women, barely out of or sometimes still in their teens, who are too naive too read the fine print, what am I going to do with all of my free time?

    First you kill Backpage and now this.

    Can a man not cry Lebowski?
     
    zagaff3r, Jan 11, 2017
    zagaff3r, Jan 11, 2017

  5. Jan 11, 2017 #23
    SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    1,636
    Oct 6, 2016


    Ok, that was a wonderful dinner!

    Listen, Yankee, what you seemingly fail to comprehend, is that we (most of us) females do not feel the need to boast about our surf exploits; that is more a male personality trait, typical non-alpha...
     
    SloFlo, Jan 11, 2017
    SloFlo, Jan 11, 2017
  6. Jan 11, 2017 #24
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    1,216
    Oct 19, 2014
    Are you ****ting me. This society has gone too far.

    We are an educated household. There is 12 years of post secondary school between us, We watch more "feminist fail" videos than anything else.

    The war on beauty wages on. I'm gonna get sued for discrimination if I turn down a fat chick with herpaids
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jan 11, 2017
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jan 11, 2017
  7. Jan 11, 2017 #25
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII

    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII Well-Known Member

    1,216
    Oct 19, 2014
    Bragging on surf exploits is universal. Guys brag about deep Barrels and ladies brag about working the face top to bottom, off the lip.
     
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jan 11, 2017
    The Incorrigible Steel Burrito VII, Jan 11, 2017
  8. Jan 11, 2017 #26
    SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    1,636
    Oct 6, 2016
    Those nasty young feminists! I did actually run across a few of those last night, and they were absolutely hilarious!
     
    SloFlo, Jan 11, 2017
    SloFlo, Jan 11, 2017
  9. Jan 12, 2017 #27
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    3,066
    Mar 6, 2016
    Up at 6:00 am and "making pasta" at 10:30 pm? Dude, how severe is your opiate addiction?
     
    kidde rocque, Jan 12, 2017
    kidde rocque, Jan 12, 2017
  10. Jan 12, 2017 #28
    SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    1,636
    Oct 6, 2016
    I am far from a morning bird, nor am I partaking in drugs, Ms. Kitty.
     
    SloFlo, Jan 12, 2017
    SloFlo, Jan 12, 2017
  11. Jan 12, 2017 #29
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    3,066
    Mar 6, 2016
    k dude
     
    kidde rocque, Jan 12, 2017
    kidde rocque, Jan 12, 2017
  12. Jan 12, 2017 #30
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    welcum back gafferr
     
    Sandblasters, Jan 12, 2017
    Sandblasters, Jan 12, 2017
  13. Jan 12, 2017 #31
    Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    4,668
    May 4, 2013
    how ever severe his is ill take two.
     
    Sandblasters, Jan 12, 2017
    Sandblasters, Jan 12, 2017
  14. Jan 12, 2017 #32
    SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    1,636
    Oct 6, 2016
    Ms. Kitty does not wish to do that, or she would actually be out for dawn patrol.
     
    SloFlo, Jan 12, 2017
    SloFlo, Jan 12, 2017
  15. Jan 12, 2017 #33
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    3,066
    Mar 6, 2016
    Dawn Patrol for me is like 9am-10am. Unlike you, who doesn't surf at all and wastes their entire life by trolling message boards by acting like Patrick Swayze in "To Wong Foo, With Love".

    But thanks for repeating my handle over and over again on threads that I haven't responded on, you butthurt peepee-hearted confused little he-she. You only confirm that I'm getting under your skin and starting to draw blood.

    Your sweet sweet tears are like Skittles to me lol
     
    kidde rocque, Jan 12, 2017
    kidde rocque, Jan 12, 2017
  16. Jan 12, 2017 #34
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    17,845
    Mar 6, 2012
    The only one doing Dawn Patrol around here is my wife, sorry everybody, DP has been spoken for.
     
    DawnPatrol321, Jan 12, 2017
    DawnPatrol321, Jan 12, 2017
  17. Jan 12, 2017 #35
    Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Did she grab your collar and pull you back into bed?? Do tell!!!
     
    Barry Cuda, Jan 12, 2017
    Barry Cuda, Jan 12, 2017
  18. Jan 12, 2017 #36
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    17,845
    Mar 6, 2012
    Errrr day!
     
    DawnPatrol321, Jan 12, 2017
    DawnPatrol321, Jan 12, 2017
  19. Jan 12, 2017 #37
    SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    1,636
    Oct 6, 2016
    Szing wit mi, Mz Kitti!

    [video=youtube;L0hNje364fc]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0hNje364fc[/video]
     
    SloFlo, Jan 12, 2017
    SloFlo, Jan 12, 2017
  20. Jan 12, 2017 #38
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    9,092
    Sep 26, 2008
    ban miss piggy it is an EPA waste dump hazmat site on every tread it posts on
     
    yankee, Jan 12, 2017
    yankee, Jan 12, 2017
  21. Jan 12, 2017 #39
    your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    1,592
    Dec 2, 2013
    I think it goes, "allow myself to introduce...myself"
     
    your pier, Jan 12, 2017
    your pier, Jan 12, 2017
  22. Jan 12, 2017 #40
    your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    1,592
    Dec 2, 2013
    Bump

    Fixed it for ya
     
    your pier, Jan 12, 2017
    your pier, Jan 12, 2017
Page 2 of 3