Dear Kite "surfers"

Discussion in 'Global Surf Talk' started by Bruce Springsuite, Jan 11, 2017.

  1. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    That is so peculiar, but because of this message board, extremely humorous to me, personally, as well as a few others registered for it. ;)
     
  2. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    I admire their technical skill and ability to harness wind and wave. I am a simple MAN and just prefer to paddle in on my belly on the board, drop down the wave as I stand up, and see what happens.
     

  3. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    That was extremely well expressed, in my humble opinion, dear MAN. As a WOman, I have always preferred to cross-train with different athletic venues, beginning with dance and progressing out from there, with focus upon water and a particular passion for surf. I easily bore, but never with surf.
     
  4. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    The wave is mercurial, and that is what I love about it.
     
  5. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    yOU DON'T SURF NOR KITE, ASSHAT, SO WTF ARE YOU POSTING MORE OF YOU FANTASY CAMP LIES FOR. stfu, MISS PIGGY & GO TRY TO FIND YOUR AMPUTATED TITS.
     
  6. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
    ^^
    neither do you, landlocked biotch, ban the troll yankee, only posts to bash people or blow men, useless, get him out. Ban ban ban.. Look at the language he uses, how is this tolerated???? You're talking to a lady you f*ck, LOL
     
  7. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Looks like miss piggy is your mummy, millenial troll asswiping towel. Either that or you're butthole surfing on that thang, sparky.

    Ah, it's ok kiddo loosen up your tampon string - - don't let what folks post get youi all angry & aggro. Summer will be here soon enough, y'know, what you like to call 'surfing season' & then you & mummy can get on out there with the floaty toys. And post up about what a badass shredder you are.
     
  8. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Looks like miss piggy is your mummy, millenial troll asswiping towel. Either that or you're butthole surfing on that thang, sparky.

    Ah, it's ok kiddo loosen up your tampon string - - don't let what folks post get youi all angry & aggro. Summer will be here soon enough, y'know, what you like to call 'surfing season' & then you & mummy can get on out there with the floaty toys. And post up about what a badass shredder you are.
     
  9. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    Special code for you, asshat ^^
     
  10. Towelie

    Towelie Well-Known Member

    Nov 27, 2014
  11. surfin

    surfin Well-Known Member

    247
    Jul 22, 2012
    as a surfer and a kiter , i think the both complement each other so well . As an instructor , surfers are the easiest ones to teach ,wake boarders are tough to teach but Windsurfers are the toughest ones to teach . Most surfers board skills are all ready there , same with their swimming abilities , just need to dial the kite in . Then its up to u as the individual to put the time in , just like surfing . i have found ways to bring out my students insecurities of being out in the water alone . Try to see where they crack under pressure , then work on that area to build up the skills they need . And from my experience i have seen kiters and surfers go out when its out of their league and return with a doggy paddle . In any water sport , swimming is the key element of survival . If you can't swim don't try it . As for kiters , the number one rule don't go out further then you want to swim in . Both are a lifestyles , not just hobbies , time is needed to progress .
     
  12. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Right on dude. Much better attitude than the other c0ck. Sounds like fun once you get used to all the equipment.
     
  13. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Yes, with his very first post, and understandably so.
     
  14. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    [video=youtube;Wr6m6DK8T6s]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr6m6DK8T6s[/video]

    We've seen bodyboarders charging hard in this pit, but kites are rare in overwhelming days. The truth is that Tamatoa Gillot decided to ride with helping hand of the wind.

    After completing his ride, the kiteboarder left his kite at "The End of the Road". As Raimana Van Bastolaer approached like a bullet, drama sets its camp in the Teahupoo mountains.

    The experienced Raimana is not able to jump over the kite and collision takes place. The picture speaks for itself like a proverb. Are surfers and kiteboarders the eternal adversaries?

    Fortunately, Raimana Van Bastolaer came out fine and injury-free from the trap set by Tamatoa Gillot. Conclusion: never lose a kite at "The End of the Road".

    http://www.surfertoday.com/kiteboarding/8881-lost-kite-sets-a-surfer-trap-in-teahupoo
     
  15. misfit27

    misfit27 Well-Known Member

    155
    Dec 12, 2013
    Well said. My kite control skills leave a bit to be desired, but the outline of the board makes riding easier than I could have imagined. I definitely prefer surfing (mind you, been doing that for 30 years vs. 1 of kiting with minimal instruction as far from anyone I could hurt as humanly possible), but I think that kiteboarding is one of the more fun non-surfing activities I've come across that doesn't require a boat.
     
  16. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Not one soul should be adversaries, each should respectfully share the wave.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Now, with that, you are straiten to even annoy me, Mr Patience.......
    We should be shooting kite boarders and surfers that do "airs".......both suck.
     
  18. SloFlo

    SloFlo Well-Known Member

    Oct 6, 2016
    Oh Mr. Cuda, you need a vacation to the sunny, warm islands.
     
  19. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Cuidate Senor Barry, methinks he's flirting with you
     
  20. ecoastprock

    ecoastprock Well-Known Member

    157
    Sep 15, 2008
    your a lazy twat....

    Most people will never get into kiting for a few reasons, its dangerous, its expensive and its hard to learn. That is what makes it different than surfing and keeps the people who aren't totally into it out (kooks).

    For these reasons it will never be as popular or as mainstream as surfing. Kiting takes at very least 2-3 professional lessons + 2 weeks of practice before you are able to safely(relative) kite without supervision.

    I've been kiting for about 5 1/2 years and love it. That being said I have been put into some really dangerous positions and situations. When stuff goes bad kiting, it goes really bad and you are on your own and responsible for getting yourself out of the situation.

    The best things about kiting are the consistency, freedom and exploration. The past 5 days we have had SW wind 15-25 every day, in those past 5 days its been knee high or less. Hurricane swells cause a new reason for excitement, that day before the cleanup day is going to be all time kiting conditions. Your water time will triple, everyday if you add SUPing, you will be fit and ready to surf when we do get real waves. You will explore and travel all over your island/spot and surf new sandbars and inlets that you never would have looked at if you just surfed.

    A few weeks ago me and a few friends did a 22 mile downwinder from folly beach to sullivans island. We crossed inlets and harbors that would be inaccessible and dangerous with even a boat. This is the reason I kite and will continue to kite. The risk for the reward is great but its worth it when it all works out and no one gets hurt.

    check it out
    http://youtu.be/2YngZbU7GDs?list=UUD...odMBdkeuW3qUBg