If you could snake anyone, who would it be?

I only have a few. Idk why would i post that? I know no one cares.

 

i'd snake the Snake in that tsunami

 

Alana Blanchard.
I'd 'snake" her from behind, I'd "snake" her from the top, I'd "snake" her all night, I'd... you get the picture.

 

Medina on his phone bort

 

mason lesser

 

Gaf?

 

Flo. Oh wait he doesn't surf

Austin. Oh wait he doesn't surf

Sharkhunter? That'll do

 

Fkn A bro.

Ho Stevie

 

i'd snake Gandhi

 

Good answer.

 

Quote Originally Posted by Towelie
i'd snake Gandhi
Good answer.

His Name Was Robert Paulson...and I would never snake anyone..ever.

 

You know when I go out with buddies I've snaked them on purpose. But I hate snakes, I hate being a snake, and since I move so much I'm never a Local so I don't get to snake people... but I'd probably snake the snakes and the "local guys" at Juno pier. I got snaked so bad there once the guy looked and me and smiled really big. I just got out and left. I hate that break. Also steamer lane, I'd snake all those effers on the peak. Let them hit the cliff that sac of twisted deformed *****es.

 

Are we talking snaking or burning?
Kinda over both, and I am just happy to surf these days.
If I were to burn anyone though, I would just burn the B rated local. that burned me in LBI once.
Crowded day a Holyjoke and I already got more than enough, but I was super deep in a pit and had a 95% chance I was gonna come out and (I used to know his name) looked into the barrel at me and just went.
He ate sh*t and I had to jump off my board so as not to run him over.
It was probably the Universe talkin, seeing how I never gave anyone an inch in West End.

 

Thanks for the laugh, Surfdawgg.