What is your Priority?

You say I have a choice when in actuality neither of these are realistic options for me. Given the opportunity of any unrealistic option I would probably just chop off my d1ck and feed it to the ducks.

 

Head high Sandspit all to myself.

But my priority on the daily, maximize quality of life in all ways possible.

 

Kate upton got no booty

 

Upton! There will be more waves

 

Well.. I already chopped my d1ck off... and that goose has been nibbling on it for the last 4 minutes..

In hinds sights your right I shouldn't have been so pessimistic but there is a silver lining to all of this. Ill be the fastest d1ck dragger in the line up. Just gotta buy a boogie board.

 

Why not a night with Kate Upton?

 

don't care

 

That is some kind John Nash sh!t right there.

 

i'm going for the wave.

 

She has a suspicious looking mole right below her bikini line... Send her to me so I can examine it more closely... After all I do post on swell info, and that makes me almost a doctor...

 

dammit tard....if you coulda just stopped after the firsts :01 I woulda agreed...then it continued....and it looked like some grom threw on a thong and tucked his wang between his legs

 

A load is a load.

You know the definition of eternity, right....? The time between when you cum & when she leaves.

Doesn't matter who she is: behind every gorgeous woman is a man who's sick & tired of her shiiite.

When does the plane leave for that wave in Somalia?? Get me 2, herrrmannno

 

But she has some tig ol bitties!

 

but i still would go down on her fart box the morning after draft beer and mexican food

 

maybe I went too far

 

you won't know if you don't go.