What is your Priority?

So for me 23 hours and 56 minutes would be wasted on the 2 girls - I'll take the 8 hour surf session, at least I can last for 2 or 3 hours on adrenaline alone.

 

lolololololololololol

touche

 

I like the way you thought this through. I'm changing my answer to the 8hr session.

 

is it unlimited loads?

 

how about taking kate to somolia,offering Hannah davis as a symbol of good faith to the natives,and still get the wave.but spend all day with her lol

 

Hanah Jeter

 

Well, girls like this are being pushed as the "new" sexy, especially by Sports Illustrated.

Enough "booty" for you?

 

I don't know who any of those girls are. And i don't think of be able to surf micks wave. Looks perfect....but realistically no way. Way to fast. If you watch the video even mick says he thought it was to fast at first. No way us mere mortals could surf it.

Instead I'd take a empty beach. Maybe a point. Barrels off the peak but then softens and just becomes this big open face to dig your rails into. I'll take that

 

The only way to get out of an impossible situation is to begin by placing yourself in it..
Without question I'd take the wave- would love to have Kate & co tow me in to match that speed- and save my strokem

 

That's PC disgusting at work. Seriously, that's in SI??


I gave up my subscription yrs ago, for other factors, butt that's utterly suet on a log & totally bad.

 

When I was 30? Banging chicks would always be priority, provided they weren't ugly or something.

At 45? Been there, done that, would always welcome the opportunity with a hot chick like that. Just not a priority anymore.

 

You can do better than that to make your point...no booty in that pic just a humpback whale

 

My buddy gave me a very graphic story about how he liked to bang this chubby, who had a big ass. He was always a boob guy, then he started getting turned on by banging this chubby girl bent over, so he could watch that giant thing from right above.

I'd probably have a go around with the plus sized Sports Illustrated model there. She isn't THAT bad IMO. She definitely meets my minimum criteria, which is fairly picky.

 

the way I really look at this is, if I could surf those breaks and look good doing it. I would end up with a hotty either way because chicks dig surfing, who the hell doesn't? even if you've never been salty, because surf = sex! just think of how hot a female surfer is even if shes not a 10! just the thought of her paddling out gives me wood!

 

Hahahahaha dude this whole eating Big Macs for breakfast lunch and dinner makes you sexy thing is gross... fat people are way more likely to have health problems. We are not supposed to be fat, fat is not sexy, genetically it's a HUGE turn off. How can anyone pick that girl up? I honestly am so jaded towards women and engaged so I would totally choose the wave... except I'd want skelly bay because I'm goofy. Also super sexy women are crazy and not worth it. Way better to be single or have a woman who loves you for you and let's you do your weird boyish sport. Before I even started dating my fiancée she was in my living room and I pointed to my surfboards avd said "you see those? Surfing will always come first...". I remind her I said that every time she tries to give me ****.

 

I don't think it's fair to say that eating Big Mac's all day automatically is indicative of being a fat person. Some people have amazing metabolisms and can eat 3000-4000 calories per day with little exercise and maintain their weight. Even some of the scrawniest women I've seen, with barely any muscle tone at all.

Unfortunately for me, my metabolism is awful, but I combat it by having to count my calories as best as I can. I eat whatever I want, I just have to keep it to about 15000-20000 calories a week, depending on if it's the time of year where I'm working or not. When I'm working, I can maintain on about 17500-18500 per week, no matter what I eat out of that 17500-18500. If I use the gym I have at work, after work hours, I can eat a couple thousand more per week. In Summer when I have off, I make sure to ride my stationary bike at least one hour per day, which helps compensate for the unused calories from not working. At my job, I'm on my feet a lot, so sometimes I can maintain my 165-170 pounds on 20000 calories per week, depending on if I'm using the gym or working out after work. In my ''Offseason'' though, I only maintain on about 15000-17500 a week, if I can ride the stationary bike for an hour a day and more I can ride it for 10-15 hours a week or ride bicycle/walk a few hours a week. I allow myself to have cheat days where I'll eat 3500-4000 calories a day and compensate by scaling back the next day. I just try to always eat 1200 at the very minimum on my ''Detox'' day as I call it!

One thing that I try and stay away from is consuming calories from drinks. I'll drink a gatorade at work, since there's plenty or an energy drink or two sometimes. If I'm drinking a soda though, I'm gonna drink a diet soda. I'd rather 500 extra calories than drink 500 calories in 3 soda's. I can eat an extra 500 calories and drink 3 diet soda's. Yeah, I know, diet soda isn't good for you. It has no calories though, and all I'm worried about is maintaining my weight. Not being completely healthy.