A Day Without A Woman

Fkn A Dude.

 

Bill Burr....telling it like it is.
https://youtu.be/onNBxynagXE

 

So no b*tchy drama? We should have one of these days, every week.

 

Bill Burr is a genius & the best thing going in comedy these days. Along with Conan.

Did someone say a van down by the river....? With ya Matt Foley.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sh5arV2cut0

 

Handy Day! (As if everyday wasn't...)

 

time for an ole fashion

 

Cabo then?

 

Sheldonne, with all the immigration stuff going on, it might very well be a crap shoot. I'm not close enough anymore to have my finger on the pulse to gauge how pissed the Mexicans are.

My intuition tells me that we are still cool, but so much depends on which part you're traveling to. Just like anybody else, Mexicans don't like to sh1t where they eat, meaning they generally won't fvck with people in the tourist zones. But parts of Baja, Oaxaca, Guerrero, Sinaloa and Gulf states are still kind of gnarly.

I would prefer to stay in San Diego and do a daily launch into Baja Norte and surf the reefs, points and beachies locally. Still reasonably safe, minus the occasional mordida from the policia.

 

Cabo is absolutely cool.

 

One day man. Deffo smoke some scorpion tails in the arvo, and maybe even after brekkie.

 

Back to women...don't you love when they ask you what you want for dinner, and they cook something totally different. Or they leave out the one thing ya asked for. Why even fkn bother woman? I'll cook mine own food.


#godihate'em

[video=youtube;75OFdJ4w948]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75OFdJ4w948[/video]

 

I think all the women who are taking today off should take a flight to a muslim country and wear a black canvas suit from head to toe and walk five feet behind men while being treated like living property to remind them of how great they have it here.

I for one am treating today like it was the good old days of business, when the workplace was only men. I'm going to work hard until noon, go out and have a 3 martini lunch, come back to the office and take a nap, and then go home and have my wife prepare my smoking jacket and a scotch and spank my kids for not learning enough at school.

LONG LIVE MEN. WE MAKE THE WORLD TURN.

 

The "Three bittchees of The Apocalypse"????

 

WTF? All the womenfolk showed up at my work today.

 

Fantastic chit Cuda.

What are the fems actually protesting? I heard school systems are closing in solidarity. Give the kid kudos who parlayed day without a women to a day without school! Genius

 

I remember how well "A Day Without Mexicans" worked out. I still got my tacos.

Pretty sure I'll still get taco during Woman's Day too