Is Swellinfo a religion?

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  1. Mar 9, 2017 #1
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    If so, can Alana Blanchard be our patron saint?

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  3. Mar 9, 2017 #2
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    are we that cheesy here?
     
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  5. Mar 9, 2017 #3
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    yes, we are
     
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  6. Mar 9, 2017 #4
    Kyle

    Kyle Well-Known Member

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    I second the motion.
     
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  7. Mar 9, 2017 #5
    metard

    metard Well-Known Member

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    lets go with it then

    storm portman for honorable mention tho
     
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  8. Mar 9, 2017 #6
    DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

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    SI is more like an AA meeting for surfers
     
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  9. Mar 9, 2017 #7
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    how can we get on the tax exempt surf trip gravy train, I will tithe to this cause
     
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  10. Mar 10, 2017 #8
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    We have a ways to go

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  11. Mar 10, 2017 #9
    zagaff3r

    zagaff3r Well-Known Member

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    Me too

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    I saw her (and the whole roxy team) in the ehukai parking lot. They parked next to my friend Andre's van.

    I was talking to my wife back in Kapolei on the phone. St Alana smiled at me when I said, "I love you."

    My wife is alright, but c'mon evn though I was talking to her, I wasn't talking to her.

    Then I watched her paddle out. She was wearing a very thin piece of dental floss I believe. I'm not sure.

    It was a very religious experience
     
    zagaff3r, Mar 10, 2017
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  12. Mar 10, 2017 #10
    yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

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    Lumber!

    And 'Storm Portman'.....as in that Port, in the Storm....?
     
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  13. Mar 10, 2017 #11
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    HAHA I like it!
     
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  14. Mar 10, 2017 #12
    frost

    frost Well-Known Member

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    I am contemplating starting my own religion
    Hinbudfaria
    combining hindu Buddhist and Rastafarian beliefs
    ill need someone to buy an island and we can build a compound
     
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  15. Mar 10, 2017 #13
    DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

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    Actually, I think it might be a religion Gaff. I try to go other places on the interweb but all paths lead back here to this damn forum. Why I ask? I need answers!
     
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  16. Mar 10, 2017 #14
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    I want our patron Saint to be Brandi Love. Google her. She's an over-the-hill porn star that specializes in MILF and step-daughter submission videos. That's more up our alley I'd say.
     
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  17. Mar 10, 2017 #15
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Google her? Pfft. I got her on speed dial
     
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  18. Mar 10, 2017 #16
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    Kidde Pimp?
     
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  19. Mar 10, 2017 #17
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    Now, Nina Hartley is "over the hill".

    Traci Lords? Not so much.
     
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  20. Mar 10, 2017 #18
    ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

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    I was going to start a punk band called "Traci Lord's Nipples" But I ended up in the slammer.....
     
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  21. Mar 10, 2017 #19
    aka pumpmaster

    aka pumpmaster Well-Known Member

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    Nina still has it. Is Micah the Pope??
     
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  22. Mar 10, 2017 #20
    JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

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    that just does not sound right CyC:cool:
     
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