Lost board local?

I don't even know what to say about this.

 

I think he wrote it in iambic pentameter?

 

Lol

o beachbreak

 

Face it. Board's gone, sucked up into the NAC. I phoned my friend in Greenland to keep an eye out though.

 

There once was a mom named kamaaiana
She stopped surfing to help her ohana
Left her board on the sand which we all reprimand
Now it's floating away to Botswana

 

Maybe it's time to invest in a new set of golf clubs??

 

I'll look in the backyard

 

There once was a ho named flo
called out by DPSUP & the Fourume, yo
got banned for being a troll
cause it posted reams of crap on swellinfo
and now it's back ready to roll

Buoyz, callin' BS on that boart-blown-to-sea tread. Some of y'all bit on that hook. It was bogus from the troll witch. Had to have been, here's why.

'She' said she was surfing on a very light chip in tremendously windy conditions, with perilously heavy rips in the water.
Really?
So, what, we gotta be talkin' 30, 40 knot gusts?

I don't know too many strong surfers who can muscle any board into that kind of offshore, and no way with a shortboart. Especially not if big rips are forcing the surfer out to sea.

'She' said the massive gusts took her boart & flung it out to sea, and because of its fear of rips, it wouldn't go after the boart & boart vanished into the ocean.
Really?
C'mon. The entire storyline, including its idiotic posting name, was fabricated from bits & pieces that flo da ho melded together from its wackadoodle mind.

Just like the many other treads that it posted that were babbling sources of inane drivel. Case in point: it claimed to know that wealthy people pay 4% for money management.

In this case, admin was spot-on in shutting down that tread. The asshat known as 'flo' was responsible for driving more people away from SI than any other asspect - - and admin knows that from the plummeting clicks as flo made its presence known in every single tread except for the HOF 'Who Here Has Been Surfing' tread.

One man's humble opinion!

Way to go DPSUP in calling it out again, early on in that closed tread.

 

The lady ran to help her child. I will take her word on that.
We should celebrate that, not(!!!!) cut her down.
Sorry boys, those of you denigrating her reasons or her actions, are simply....wrong!

 

+1......what lurks 'out there'

 

Perhaps. Somehow I don't think this lady was "made up". I will be surprised if we find out she was, but, anything is possible on the internet.

 

Thanks Yankee.

Don't be so naive Barry. The story isn't believable sorry.

 

Btw, I'm not saying it's the same person that was behind the Flo account necessarily, but I am saying it's a troll account. Nobody lets a boart get blown out to sea, that sh*t just doesn't happen. Nobody is that stupid, well, I can think of a few people, but it's still not likely. Some guys want to believe it because they have a soft spot for "women" with children, but it's most likely a dude, given the only female that can be confirmed on here is Betty.

 

what ever happened to Caroline Campbell and her ass kicking in the women's fantasy league

 

Dunno, has anybody actually met "her"?

 

Ah. Didn't we make her send pictures of "her" holding some written sign? Jogs my memory. The intro tread evolved into us trying to make her prove she was a womang. But maybe I'm wrong.