OCMD Stepoff War

Discussion in 'Mid Atlantic' started by Clownface, Mar 12, 2017.

  1. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    OK there is a swell coming that's over head high, if you can't paddle in maybe you should stay on the beach. Keep your ski the flups out of OCMD. The coastguard has been notified and asks us to call them if the stepoff doughs show their shameful faces. I don't care how many surfline pictures you get; it's stupid. Some of us OCMD surfers actually like a challenge; go figure! Good hunting, stay safe and keep your tip up.
     

  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    Be serious stepoffs are a bigger threat then global shredding. I heard next year they are holding a WOTW stepoff category, Worldwide, ( only under 6ft). Be weary that stepoffs are imminent at your local beach. (Stepoffs won't divide us!) ( OCMD is taking our spot back )
     
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  3. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    If you don't need a rope don't use a choke just a couple of strokes to invoke your stoke! Get Gnarley
     
  4. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I hope it's eastcoast big and heavy, swell of the year joint
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Clown, you are really stressed about this. You should relax with some green tea.
     
  6. smitty517

    smitty517 Well-Known Member

    744
    Oct 30, 2008
    what clownface rant really says. "I will be surfing midtown with the rest of the OCMD zoo (presumably so someone will take a pic of him) and if you come and do step offs I will tell mommy on you".

    Meanwhile the rest of us will be surfing in peace and quiet at all the other spots oblivious to the big showdown (away from the cameras) with our friends who also don't give a chit about step offs, step ons, tow ins, paddle ins, days inn etc.
     
  7. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Either that or he should go do what U2B was fond of suggesting.......
     
  8. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    lol u just solved a longtime mystery for me on why everyone,pros and kooks alike will all flock to the same peak while its empty and pumping as far as the eye can see.

    I guess its kind of hard getting in a pic when theres pros out there doing step offs lol
     
  9. Sandblasters

    Sandblasters Well-Known Member

    May 4, 2013
    Well that escalated fast
     
  10. xgen70

    xgen70 Well-Known Member

    785
    May 25, 2006
    Best thought would be to do your call around/ride around and find a good spot. And as has already been mentioned, plenty of individual peaks here and there.

    It can be tough though, at times the difference in ten blocks can be significant. It can be reversed as well, but it is far less often.

    I think everyone should do a meet and greet at mid-town, ski and all, and we can give it a look see and throw a vote out on conditions.

    Or we can all just get into a huge brawl on the beach and film it, make it go viral, get famous (for those not already), get laid, etc, etc.

    At this point I am looking forward to someone showing up with a ski and seeing what happens.
     
  11. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
  12. xgen70

    xgen70 Well-Known Member

    785
    May 25, 2006
    With the way the winds are all over the place, if I had the time and a ski I would be checking out spots an Hour south of Ocean City. It looks like the winds are going to be way better there and much sooner in the morning. Due to the swell direction this would be a perfect time to "Search" in the morning, maybe even score epic, then return north for afternoon golden hours and clean up with big OCMD or SS.

    Seriously, Tuesday morning would be a great spot check/research event. BTW, anyone have the script on the Cape and how when and if it will work there during this swell event? Cape Hen that is.
     
  13. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Bingo!!
     
  14. The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123

    The Screen Name Formerly Known As ABC123 Well-Known Member

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    Nov 15, 2013
    @clownface

    I bet you wont even get barreled.
    Better yet, you will get denied paddling out...
     
  15. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Wow you're a flupsing moron
     
  16. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I'm going to flip the flups out if a ski shows up I will be there all day waiting to call the coastguard. These stepoff people deserve zero respect. I'm about to write to the guys sponsors and tell them what a fool they have representing them.
     
  17. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Envy will get you nowhere.....
     
  18. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
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  19. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

    747
    Jan 24, 2017
    I wouldn't consider what Colin does to be actually surfing, he is not a real surfer just a gimic. He actually claims those waves he stepoffs on, how can you even consider that an accomplishment.