hey clownface, may I ask you to take your paint off and give us a little background, Who are you? I ask since i would suspect I have multiple images of your "clownface", if you frequent said spot on the regular. Trying to place faces with actors.
Those guys doing step offs in less than step off size waves are an embarrassment to MD and the East Coast in general. Please stop it...it's downright silly. Kind of like rollerblading, or kiteboarding.
I'm the tall big guy who only rides Channel Islands I always have a beard and I'm almost middle aged. I hawk and spit alot. I catch almost every swell. I always surf alone no surf buddy. If you surf out there regularly in the winter you have seen me. I am a decent surfer, I got game, no air game whatsoever tho. On Tuesday I will yell out clownface 3 time in the lineup. ( we are taking our spot back )
Flups that I'm calling channel islands right now, Sike. Colin is not a good surfer just a gimic honestly I've never seen him do anything impressive on a surfboard just an average surfer with self marketing skills. ( someone show me one video of the guy actually shredding no skI no bodyboard )
Clowny.....Clowny.....slow yerself down & don't be a, well, clown. You sound like a jealous lil 12 yr old whose voice is still screechy as your nads finally start to get some traction. Speaking of traction, post up some pics of you tearing it up at 46th since you are, of course, all that.
I know who you are Yankee. And no I don't take pictures of myself surfing I'm not an up and coming pro nor am I obsessed with documenting my surfing. My waves are between me and the ocean. ( nothing against surf photography, it's just not my thing ) plus I have no friends and the gf gets left at home
OCMD was quickly becoming the worldwide leader in surfing regression ( until clownface saved the day; you're welcome )
Everyone knows who I am, clown. Who gives a fukkk my friend......who giveth a fukkkkkkkethhhh as waynetheinsaaaane would say. And I'm referring to everything that you post, sparky. Now go out there & do your thang & don't be That Guy.
Everyone knows who you are boi yea you're definitely from ocean city. However if you think stepoff's are relevant or progressive you should probably stop drinking the tap water here
A certain number of people in the general population surf. A certain number of people in the general population are total ****sticks. If you make a Venn Diagram, you'll see that a certain number of surfers are total ****sticks. It's a fact that we don't need to beat to death. Just quietly throw their **** in the water and walk on with a satisfied smirk on your face.
