Herro, Fresh Grommie here . Heres some stoof y'all should know since i was insisted on creating a "Herro Threade". Recently got into surfing probably two months now? Living on the West coast of FL (Bradenton) has its **** fests though, so ive only gone out a solid 5 times so far and have been able to at least ride waves since the second session with pretty good luck?!?!?!?.(Skill fo sho) Got into surfing after breaking too many bones from racing motocross over the past 11 years of my long ass 19 years on this earth?!?!? Most my buddies who used to race surfed a lot so i decided to give it a try and ended up learning the rights from wrongs to start with so my Grom a$$ doesnt look like too much of a Kook when surfing. been surfing for a little over 5 sessions now. First wave was on a 8' foamy a month or so ago in west Florida south Venice jetty in about 4'-5' clean swell waves. After that went to cocoa beach four weeks ago for some clean 5+' swell where I started to learn how to turn on the foamy. Ordered a surfboard after that weekend (6' 8" retro fish) from savage surfboards. Got the board two weeks ago. Have managed to use it once now and didn't do so bad? Some photographer managed to want to shoot me on waves and so i got some images for yall lol. Why Steezy_Illogic = Honestly its my instagram name (for now until i get bored and change it) Steezy= with ease Illogic= not logical What do you think it means? Or does it not have any meaning at all lmao. Let the Let the bashing commence...
Sup man, glad to have you. Board looks dope, stick with it and you'll be doing cutbacks of the froth in no time (a year or so). Cool of you to post pics of you surfing. If you really have only surfed 5 times you are doing PHENOMENAL. Stand up a little straighter thought would ye?
I thought he was a troll too... but he just did sign up for swaylocks too... so idk. http://www.swaylocks.com/users/steezyillogic Either way- welcomee to the sight! I'm sure you'll feel right at home here So you stood up after 5 times surfborting? Or was it 5 seasons of surf seasons?
whats up with all these motocross -> surf transitions? how does that work? its like "yeah i used to be gay but im into chicks now". you're going from a fuel - type propulsion sport into something that is organic and natural, i bet you wanna shred the gnar or you're not brad enough or something dont care regardless. good luck with a foamie on 5+' swell, hope it's 5 @ 22 for ya. about steezy whatever - are you low key spock beefing, sounds like trying too hard, which againe, is good for motocross, not so much if you're into chicks. ask anybody.
Well son, we don't "brap" here so you're gonna have to leave that world behind. I'm betting that you rollerbladed before too. It's ok to admit it here, you're amongst friends who will tease you relentlessly, and possibly dox you as well. 19 years old, huh? Pictures of your GF or you will be banished.
Welcome. You get bonus points for riding a Savage. However, you lost bonus points for trying way too hard with the lingo. Please talk/write like a normal person.
u cant be a Grom at 19 years of age. Your too late for that honor. Better off devoting yourself to a career that earns wealth, dont surf it ruins lives. Surfing makes u think u are cooler than u really are, just take a look at your sticker.
Hi new guy! Let me give you some serious advise. If you ever come to NJ, never, EVER, EVER go to Sea Isle City. Always go to Ocean City. Specifically 7th street or anywhere North of 1st street. You may even get to meet the now internet famous Rob Kelly. You can get a slice of Manco and Manco and Manco's Pizza. You can go to the Boardwalk Mall and buy cool posters that you can stare at whilst you are stoned. You can play mini-golf with a singing Gorilla. All this and more will be available to you in two short months! Act now! Book your stay in wonderful Ocean City! But Never, ever go to Sea Isle. Nothing but piss-pant drunks, Brian Heritage and weirdos.
Thanks for the tips man, that is one thing i noticed after seeing the images, i definitely need to work on my stance. Thanks! Not a troll i swear lmao. But yea i stood up on my second day of surfing(which was in Venice beach south jetty 4'-5') My first day i was surfing(not really didnt stand up) bradenton beach and the waves were way to choppy for a novice to ride imo. lmao, thanks =''). Definitely no room to call MX gay by any means lol. More girls involved in the sport then you would think =''). It no coincidence that we have the monster energy girls at almost every supercross race lol. Heres a link so you can go to a race to watch my gay sport hhaha lol. http://www.amasupercross.com/events.aspx Not ganna lie, i have rollerbladed before too lmao. Here a picture of my Ex and the new girl. Here a picture of my Ex and the new girl. lmao
Not quite sure where i tried the lingo at other then using the term Grom? Let me fix that for you then lmao im a novice lol? That sticker also says made in america.. lol. I could have gone with the Ron John surf shop boards lmao... Yea im a novice lol. Thanks hahha. Ill remember this when i go to NJ lol.
I don't think you are a troll. Now to finish your initiation you must shot Honneyton Pier, then bench 4 bones while banging a Hindu. This must be filmed on an I-phone 9 or newer model.