Lineup pooping rules

depends if you're a hot chic or not

 

This is a sh!tty threade

 

aquadumps

 

recently did one in peru. water wasnt any dirtier after

 

more like PEEWHOO! it smells! corn,e on the cob

 

Dude are you serious?

What are you 10-years old?

No wonder or wander you're afraid of Colin Heril....ahhh Colin Herilhhy...

PEOPLE, YOU ALL ACT LIKE ****ING 10-YEAR-OLDS ON HERE

Your witty remarks are lame. Well, maybe popular on the playground....

No, really, what makes you people submit some of the posts you do????????

 

These guys on here talk aboot sad lifes and stuff...

LOL ROFL LMAO LMFAO....

Just go and read the above posts.

Anyway anyone who thinks anybody's life on here is sad.....

Are totally naive, sheltered people.

Yeah, I sleep in my parents bed, when it rains....

Yeah I collect welfare......

But I'm going off.......

Sad?

Wow, I could take them on tours to show them sad...

But most people on here would start crying even on the east side of Kensington Avenue.

Ah, I'd love to see MIS in Fairhill........

 

Only did it once... on the inside.

 

If you've had enough beer the night before to give you the runs, then it's totally kosher to poop your wetsuite. Just flush it an extra time or two in the lineup.

 

Hey Lb I took offense or defense at your latest thing at Bogeton aboot drug adddicts.

A 50-year old man shouldn't be encouraging some feces related thread.

OHHHHHHHHH

Maybe this will register.

One time I was dopesick.

I drove down Rt 30 to Brig.

I got a couple shots of alcohol to ease the symptoms.....

Went out.....

Shat in the line-up...

That is something that I feel horrible aboot. Not something I would brag aboot on the internet.

The real interesting thing is::::::::::::::::::::

No matter what ailment one is going through - pain and such - Does riding a wave relieve all of that for those seconds.

Like, I know most are dumb here, but, does the act of riding a wave - at those few precious seconds - relieve or make one not think aboot any pain?

Like, if someone was in severe pain.....do they feel that pain when actively riding a wave?

See, no one axs questions like that on here.

And I'm totally pissed at LBCREW for dissing me. We used to be cool. Fellas loyality is fleeeting here. Ah, he's easy to find.

I mean. dude we used to be pretty cool...

And like from the context clues, like, I know where thou teaches and ****.

I mean, what is wrong with you people?

 

and you called my thread stupid....

On this thread: It's never ok but sometimes necessary. Always move down current and at least 50 ft from the nearest guy. That's my rule of thumb, but I've only had to do it once after some serious stomach sickness. wetsuit you're F-ed, never shat in a wetsuit before.

 

I blew my horn on the inside once. Peeled down to half mast and fired away. I think the only rule is you gotta tell your friends after.

 

hey man all I know there is a trillion fish in the sea that do it everyday so,whats one more poop gonna due

 

what kind of prude isnt into scat play? did you practice abstinence in college too?

 

This whole idea is crap

 

I took a poo Monday morning in some dudes back yard before surfing. Almost didn't get the wetsuit down far enough for the explosion haha

 

Is this some elementary school reunion or something?

You guys are freaken jokes.

 

I find a poo in the lineup in mandatory if its better than knee high. I dont care who sees it. But i will move away from where i pooed