trapped on a island

whores

 

tecate (assuming there's limes), umphreys McGee, Alana or any attractive girl who will tend to my needs

 

2 chicks at the same time

 

so your ideal scenario is paying for sex for a month? Poorly thought out.

 

wife/girlfriend, guitar and fishing gear.

 

Use the local currency--coconuts.....

 

Sound like a vacation in Panama.
I think booze, whores and wax...

 

fkn a man

 

My Doggo, Guitar, and beer

 

1 pound of weed, a power hitter, and 5 packs of rolling papers.

 

1) Endless supply of Pacifico
2) Sierra Skye
3) Uke

 

Fleshlight, IPA's and fishing gear. HA

 

1) board
2) Wax
3) Ginger & Mary Ann for entertainment
4) the Professor, to make technology from coconuts, bamboo and palm fronds
5) Gilligan, my b1tch for fishing and going to the store

Throw the Skipper and the Howell's overboard as unnecessary ballast

 

The three w's. water, women, wax

 

Mexican beer, smokin' hot chick and entertainment...that's the recipe. I'd probably swap out the uke for a dog but the first two are locked and loaded.

Maybe throw in some birth control bc it would be a sin to ruin this body.

 

sierra sky (no sloppies)
30 grams of durban poison rosin with dab rig
my dogs

 

back off pakook, that pooty's mine!
I dont need no birth control, a skeetskeetskeet