"Just don't do it girls! And Guys; don't marry a surfer girl, ultimately it will cut into your wave count. I couldn't imagine showing up with a tootsie pop at every flupsing surf session, plus girls attract sharks. You will be surfing for two! Imagine waiting for her to get ready while you're frothing at the door. Domestic conversations in the lineup anyone? Paddling out together; ugh! Only thing worse is having the misses video tape you from the beach so you can wack off later to your snaps and cutbacks footie. If I do marry a surfer girl she will have to take a separate car and not make eye contact in the lineup; no doubt!" -clownface
Wouldn't you have to: 1) move out of your mom's place 2) talk to a real female, not the blow up doll that you pretend loves you, let alone a girl that surfs (34 X 10^6 surfers world wide, 10% are women, odds are not looking good for you) 3) convince her not to kick your tiny nuts, and run away while screaming "fûćk you clown" in revulsion, and then actually marry you (what are you Bill Cosby?) 4) and actually go surfing, so you know, you'd both surfers. Sounds like you got nothin to worry about. Maybe try that transvestite that Bubonic was dating. You obviously like chick's with d!cks, right? It's good advice though. Don't marry a surfer girl. I didn't. Marry a rich, shaper's daughter. ; )
My wife doesn't surf and I can tell you it kinda sux too because she doesn't understand that I just need to go sometimes. She really doesn't get it.
The only thing worse than marrying a surfer girl is having your girl take pix or video of you surfing so you can masturbate to it? Dafuq
Yeah I would love for my chick to take some pics, hell or even watch me. I've been in freaking 8-10' tubes in Nica... get out of the water and I'm like... hey did you see that.....she's like what..I've been sleeping/reading. Again, she doesn't get the whole surf "thing". I think I would rather have a chick that shares the same passion.
Sounds like Sandblasters is regretting letting their boyfriend get a sex change. Bubonic is just Sandblasters's gay stripper name. Sandblasters is planning on living off his tranny girl fathers money; good life plan. I hope those shatty backyard shaped boards are worth nailing a weiner turned insideout.
If women shared the same passions as us it would be the missing link to the puzzle so they could steal everything. See women are like Cod fish, they're bottom feeders.
How long until DPSup starts bragging about his wife and how she totally gets it because they had a conversation about it and she totally gets it?
Yea brah; Go pro is made with a d*ck attachment to catch POV thrust shots. I saw a guy in the lineup posting surfing pictures to youporn.com. Does busting a nut attract sharks, because if it does I'm lucky to be alive
Brutally true. Surfer girls also get this "only girl in town" complex as it rains sausage on them every waking moment. My girl can barely swim, she'll never surf. Perfect.
My chick actually swam out one time and took pics of me. It was only a 2 to 4 foot day, but she took a couple waves to get the shots. Ps, she hasn't come surfing with me since. LOL
Only date European girls because American women are narcissistic people who do not value family and commitment ( their idea of commitment is male subservience ) They state out right that they don't need or want a man. They also are deep in student loan debt and think their fake education makes them some how enlightened. Not all, but most. They wake up at 30 try to get married and drag some poor blue pill guy through hell all the while being depressed alcoholics, some pharm pill heads, all the while giving it up to red pill guys. Marry an Import, Donald Trump ain't no dummy. ( I'm marrying a Romanian girl this summer with a strong prenup because popa makes that loot. ) good luck getting an Ameriwhore to sign a prenup. These foreign girl's I know and I know hundreds of them are actually really genuine people. This does not include the French, Irish Swedish or German women, western culture has already destroyed them. P.S. I do have hope for the next generation of western women, once they denounce their parents ideology, conservatism is the new counter culture and face it what generation didn't shat on their parents ideology
Clownie must work in a toll booth. I saw a documentary about him a while back. It was as depressing as yall are imagining.
