Thoughts on Kilts

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by seldom seen, Mar 31, 2017.

  1. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    My boss just told me i could rock a utility kilt when I start my new gig. I've always pondered kilts any who for propre ball aeration. Thoughts? Gay?
     
  2. frost

    frost Well-Known Member

    Jul 31, 2014
    I would refrain from heading to the local break in one...

    or

    do and see if you start a new hip trend?
     

  3. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    if worn while wielding an ax or piss a$$ drunk and/or throwing hatchets then teabagging the old lady prior to removal of said fabric = not gey
     
  4. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
    #wourde
     
  5. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    If it's not Scottish, it's crap!
     
  6. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Perfect to aire out the bagpipe
     
  7. JayD

    JayD Well-Known Member

    Feb 6, 2012
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I see what you did there, and I approve.
     
  9. red dog

    red dog Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2015
    I think changing from wetsuite into kilt would be a eye opener and comfortable! how's your bag pipes???
     
  10. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    DO IT

    I was just in a meeting where a female coworker said males could wear yoga pants if they had nice legs

    wtf!!!If I said that Id be fkn fired

    Seldom, shatter the glass ceiling, er glass bottom boat I mean....rock that kilt
     
  11. Betty

    Betty Well-Known Member

    Oct 14, 2012
    I loved my super cute kilt in high school. It was a wool navy and green plaid with an adorable kilt pin and the little leather straps.

    But on a guy? No.
     
  12. Mikey

    Mikey Well-Known Member

    244
    Oct 3, 2008
    Kilts: because a sheep can hear a zipper from a hundred yards away.
     
  13. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    [video=youtube;MZ35SOU9HTM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MZ35SOU9HTM[/video]
     
  14. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

    997
    Jul 14, 2009
    One day, before I die, I wanna wear a kilt and dress up.

    Just for fun and for the LOLZZZZ.
     
  15. Special Whale Glue

    Special Whale Glue Well-Known Member

    Oct 8, 2011
    They're great for a quick drop off.
     
  16. northendcanyon

    northendcanyon Well-Known Member

    160
    Mar 21, 2013
    Breeched? Or Unbreeched??
     
  17. PA_KOOK

    PA_KOOK Well-Known Member

    434
    Apr 4, 2016
  18. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    Quite possibly the funniest words ever muttered on this forum...
     
  19. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

    360
    Jul 19, 2010
    From a big headed Scotsman myself I say go for it. And you might win first prize. Might start pulling airs with the new found parachute making softer landings.
     
  20. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013
    A surfing forum with a thread about kilts....Why not?

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