Self hating longboarder

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  1. Apr 27, 2017 #1
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    When I see a longboarder in the lineup it makes my salt water boil. Then I grab my longboard and go surf.

    I don't like riding with boggie boarders either because you can't tell which way they are taking off or if they are even going. Then they can catch a wave longboard deep and bodysurf shallow. But I will ride a Womper they're action packed.

    Softtop riders are either noobs or professionals

    No excuses for SUPs " go ride a canoe Pocahontas " I'd have respect for someone taking a drop and drilling down the line on a White water Canoe.

    Sike! do whatever you want except EC PWC stepoffs
     
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  3. Apr 27, 2017 #2
    kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

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    #boggie
     
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  5. Apr 27, 2017 #3
    nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

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  6. Apr 27, 2017 #4
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    #worstposterever
     
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  7. Apr 27, 2017 #5
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Sounds like you're guilty Pocahontas, paddle upstream
     
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  8. Apr 27, 2017 #6
    soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

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    Trying to canoe waves is sketchy as ****... they flip easily and sink instantly. I've had a few scares fishing in them in the middle of inlets abd such when some 1-2ft White` caps start rolling through. MAD respect for anyone who can surf canoes.
     
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  9. Apr 27, 2017 #7
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    wow, flo is really showing her bipolar nature
     
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  10. Apr 27, 2017 #8
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    OK! you win Pocahontas. We won't tell anybody your a Sup
     
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  11. Apr 27, 2017 #9
    HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

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    super upstanding person

    got it
     
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  12. Apr 27, 2017 #10
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Silly upright paddler

    Get it
     
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  13. Apr 27, 2017 #11
    UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

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    Please advise on professional softie riders. Who are these ppl that you speak of?
     
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  14. Apr 27, 2017 #12
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    LBGTQ-SBR SUP, Boggieboard, Rollarblade

    It's 2018 we except you
     
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  15. Apr 27, 2017 #13
    Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

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    Ever had a douche canoe flip on ya?
     
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  16. Apr 27, 2017 #14
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    I'm a surf supremacist who believes in surfing superiority, that's why surfing is in the Olympics not SUPing.

    Sike^^ I love all kinds of wave riding, my favorite was the couch surfing and sup squach
     
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  17. Apr 27, 2017 #15
    MrMacdugal

    MrMacdugal Well-Known Member

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    i'm sorry that you apparently do not watch any surf content. Might you be familiar with the names following this word...
    Jamie O'brien
    Kalani Robb
    Julian Wilson
    Alex and Koa Smith
    Moniz Bros
    Morgan Just(pro skimmer)
    And many others. These are just names with pro Beater models. However you may not see one ridden in a heat on the Pro Tour, but many pros are riding these.Have you been paying attention to surfing lately?
     
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  18. Apr 27, 2017 #16
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Can't we all just get along. Next time I see a SUPer I'm going to paddle over and give them a hug. And Next time I see a Boggieboarder I'm going to paddle over and say "Good Job "
     
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  19. Apr 27, 2017 #17
    UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

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    No. i don't have instagram
     
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  20. Apr 27, 2017 #18
    Barry Cuda

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    Only phags sit and watch surfing contests on TV or live.
    That be you apparently...
     
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  21. Apr 27, 2017 #19
    thepartysover

    thepartysover Well-Known Member

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    Boogers
     
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  22. Apr 27, 2017 #20
    Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Make a Mockery of Barry Cuda
     
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