Pro Surfers I hate

Dude...that is insanely funny.
"Hate" I dunno...seriously dislike Gabriel Medina; for obvious reasons.
Respect..Every grinder on the Q.S. God bless 'em for chasing the dream.

 

Anastasia Ashley...she thinks she's hot sh!t so already I don't like her, she's one of those girls that's only sort of hot because she's super slutty.

on the flipside, you can tell most of the other women around want to claw her f0ckin eyes out, so that's cool

 

Medina...if i saw him bleeding out on the side of the road, i would keep on driving.

 

I can get down with the comments on JS looks

[video]https://youtu.be/uarl7r9Cb_k[/video]

that combo tho

 

I hate them all

 

I love St Anastasia

 

I can't believe I missed the lebowski reference.

< hangs head in shame >

 

just be sure to burn your NAMBLA app, clownface already mailed his in

 

Well, if you don't know her, how is it that you call her "super slutty"??
And how is it that you know other girls want to claw her eyes out? And why do you feel women all have "claws"?
No challenging your opinions, just curious about your perceptions.....
And here is why: I do not follow who is who in surfing, so I just looked her up with google. Surprisingly, I might have met her and her girlfriends as I got out of the water in Rincon PR, last December!! If it was her, and I surely believe it was, we chatted for a bit and she seemed pleasant. Her friend was drop dead gorgeous, as was Anastasia. They were there on a surfing trip. Could I be wrong?? Perhaps, but if so, the resemblance is striking!
Strange how life works sometime......

 

wtf is going on in this thread?

 

lol thats awesome metard

 

tldr: I'm old, contrarian and might have a restraining order against me

 

#LononAlimeda

dafuq

 

Barry, check YouTube on Ashley "twerking" before her contest heat. Watch her twerk, then look at the faces of the girls around her. Pretty strong evidence.

she's absolutely hot, but appears to be extremely vacuous and self-absorbed. Evidence abounds, don't need to look very hard.

 

Hmmm, whenever I do this to a random girl, I get slapped.

I want equal rights

 

Live look into the locker room...

 

I love hot furious scissoring. I'd probably even watch a couple of uggo's doing it.

 

No. But I wouldn't mind jamming some scissors up your butthole.