Maybe ya just gotta catch her when she's kind sorta close to normal sized every few years. Dang woman'll lose more weight than I got. Like losin a whole me. Then, next month she musta got locked in a Krispy Kreme store, cuz she's a biggun again. Or else someone done fell in there, all down in there, echoes and sh**, like down the hallway hot dog dude said. Dangit. Now I gotta try to forget that.
Drill Sergeant: Gump! What's your sole purpose in this army? Forrest Gump: To do whatever you tell me, drill sergeant! Drill Sergeant: God damn it, Gump! You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted, Private Gump!...
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig." - The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKD2LVFNs04 "You can rob me. You can starve me and you can beat me and you can kill me. Just don't bore me."
"I don't know about you, but I'm gonna get me a bottle of tequila, find me one of them keno girls that can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch and just kind of kick back." - Willie Nelson in" The Electric Horseman"
Every time I'm in the kitchen, you in the kitchen. In the goddamn refrigerator. Eatin all the fried chicken, all the collard greens, all the pigs feet. I want some of them chitlins, I want the pigs feet!!!! ---Craig's dad in the movie Friday
What would you do if you had a million dollars? I'll tell you what I'd do, man: two chicks at the same time, man That's it? If you had a million dollars, you'd do two chicks at the same time? Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too, cause chicks dig dudes with money
"That was a bit of nastiness last night... yes?" Mr. Deltoid A Clockwork Orange [video=youtube;OsrvURzZmDM]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsrvURzZmDM[/video]
