Drinking coffee and talking sh1t.

Discussion in 'Non Surf Related' started by Madma, May 25, 2017.

  1. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    This one's for you Mr. Been Gapey.
     
  2. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    If you voted for Hillary you are not a man

    If your professors sound inspirational to you, you are probably a coward

    Suping has a huge gay community, nothing against gays, but Sup'ers have no place in society

    SoCal is not better than NorCal

    Virginia Beach is the worst surfing on the EC

    Bodyboarding is not a sport

    Asymmetrical boards are retarded

    Hydrofoil boards mess up the reef and are retarded

    Epoxy longboards are dumb
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2017

  3. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    [video=youtube;87JqUwRo7t8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87JqUwRo7t8[/video]
     
  4. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Bens next surf adventure will be in Columbia to surf starbucks coffee bean mountain.
     
  5. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Boogie boarding isn't a sport, but it is good exercise for you're cawk muscle.
     
  6. yankee

    yankee Well-Known Member

    Sep 26, 2008
    SUPing

    Someone on here nailed it: 'twat yacht'
     
  7. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017

    Whenever I see a storm drain or a puddle I think of Ben.
     
  8. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    LOL damn twat yachters...
     
  9. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Next random storm drain you see, just make sure he is OK if he got stuck in the tube.
     
  10. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    #Drainer
     
  11. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
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    #walletdrainer

    Gravy flavored coffee.
     
    Last edited: May 25, 2017
  12. Clownface

    Clownface Well-Known Member

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    Jan 24, 2017
    Real good bodyboarders can achieve an orgasm with the proper bottom turn
     
  13. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Mmmm bottom turning, sounds kinky.
     
  14. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
  15. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Lmao!!!

    #sharkbisquit
     
  16. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Have you ever noticed how a geoduck looks exactly like a big fat cawk
     
  17. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Yeah it looks like my cawk in its phalace state.
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  18. Scoopy!

    Scoopy! Well-Known Member

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    Aug 28, 2016
    +1
     
  19. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
  20. mattinvb

    mattinvb Well-Known Member

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    Sep 9, 2014
    you shut your gotdayum mouth!