Yes that would be awful indeed... But Clownface actually clarified that he meant grom not groom. He mispelled grom (3x in a row) and wrote groom. So brides and grooms are safe, but children are fu*ked.
Clownfeces, don't worry bro. I knew all along that you meant grom not groom. These other guys are just being mean to you like Colin.
I heard that Colin rides up and down the beach on his ski, in the summer, giving five dorrar handy's... I don't want to rat out the guy that told me, but he had giant red shoes, white makeup and a rid nose.
Plus you can't call what colin is doing surfing, he is trying to make surfing as queer as d*ck dragging. OMG I flupsing hate Colin so much, what a flupsing joke. There is no excuse for that level of douchery Rage Rage Rage Rage Rage For example, imagination if you made a lovely apple pie and it was cooling on the windowsill. the sun is shining and a cool breeze dances across the crust of this perfectly baked pie with the grace of the Paris opera ballet. The smell of the cinnamon grabs your senses and saturates every corner of your soul. Then in the distance a slight buzzing sound is creeping ever so loudly over this perfect moment in time. You brush it off as spring bees buzzing from dandelion to dandelion. The buzzing is now morphing into a full grown clanking, almost as if a mechanical bull was flupsing a 89 el camino. Then low and behold Colin Herlihy shows up on a dang PWC and sticks his Wang in the freshly baked apple pie, and not just a little bit, he thrashes and smashes this apple pie until it's a pile of sludge. And your left asking why, why would someone do that to a perfectly good apple pie. Why kidde rocque, why would colin flup an apple pie, whyyyyy Colin that's not where wangs go, nor is it where PWCs go
I'm tired AF of seeing you post about Colin. Newsflash, hate on it as much as you want, you're not gonna stop step-offs. I'm out nearly every day in the winter, and I've never seen you. Pretty sure I'd recognize a 6'6 210 surfer amongst the rest of us fit mfkrs on the beach. Seriously, this is making you look nuts homie. If I was Colin, I'd print these posts of yours, and file a restraining order with the police so you can't come anywhere near where I was surfing and that's no joke. IDK what kinda meth you guys are smoking in OC, but maybe it's time to chill the **** out. There's another old timer in OC who's crazy as **** and tried to fight a 15 year old kid for paddling too much by himself last fall. This adult tried to get in the kids face and fight him, and I stepped in and had to tell him to get the **** on. Was that you??? Maybe it's time to chill the **** out, and post about something else that's worthwhile. The four days there was a ski in the water this winter I've watched first hand, and I never saw you out there. I never saw anyone in danger. If you're jealous cause they are getting more waves than you and you wanna get pulled into a few all you gotta do is ask! Geez.
^^ we found Colins boyfriend I'm calling the coastguard next time I see it because I know Colin and you are snitchs, I won't fight in aggression. Problem solved. Colin is still a bytch. You can't be within 100ft of a breaking wave on a PWC in OCMD Have fun with the 500 dollar fine stepoff bytch Friday morning 6am 45th street I will be there if you got something to say to my face bytch P.s. these douches did almost run over a grom #boothisman
Haha, awesome calling his wife ugly. You've got class, Clown. Um, I don't have a ski bro - way to keep spewing BS. Continue working on your post count. See ya in the water. PS. Almost doesn't count. #jealousyiswack
I'm a very fuked up person. So you won't be happy until someone gets run over. Is this you Colin? Only Colin doesn't care about others. #boothisman #notjealousofwashedupfatguys
You guys would let radical islamists sleep in your daughters room. I've sat back and watched a generation of men submit to the sensibilities of women.
C'mon Colin, everybody knows there's no such thing as an '89 El Camino. Kinda like an '83 Vette, it's a Unicorn, son. Every inbreeding redneck worth his roll of chew knows they stopped making them in '87. And Colin, I can't really answer why Colin flupses hot steamy moist apple pie. I would probably suggest that you errr I mean Colin get back to dipping it in a female or your errr I mean his own hand because flipping pies is abnormal and not healthy and leaves pectin all inside your skivvies. Gotta admit your troll game has picked up as of late. I admire how you can pull some of these guys out of the woodwork, guys with a couple dozen posts in the last 6 years like Pure Surfing with an avatar of a guy doing a wheelie on a sport bike
I will be at 45th street on Friday morning at 6am. If any of you bytchs who love stepoffs got something to say to my face you know where I'll be.