shark nibbles womans arm.

'Hummm, she's missing her arm but she has nice t!ts. I'm a gonna keep f@cking this b!tch."

 

"She should never have bitten down on his d1ck that hard"

 

I just read the article. Now I feel bad about my caption. Poor fella was watching his wife get mauled by a Tiger shark. And here I am making jokes about her boobies. I retract my caption entry.

 

"See! I done told you not go swimming in the ocean! Us Black folk know better, but you white people? You white people are crazy as hell. Got me f*cked up if you think I'm going in the ocean... sh*t...."

 

"I hopes yo' doctah prescribed them there Vicodin, so Ah can stealz them and get ma azz high!"

 

"when that thing is healed up i'm going to get an epic nub job"

 

"Hope she can use her left hand as good"

 

"I wonder how long I'm obligated to stay with a female after a shark attack?"

 

"Put some tussin on it."

[video=youtube;wd-EBG3a7jU]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd-EBG3a7jU[/video]

 

B!tch, that's what you get for try'n to finger my asshole.

 

I feel kinda bad for sayin that.
"Ma!! Metard made me do it."

 

Hey, Aren't you the drummer from Def Leopard?

 

'fkn wypipo'
'whatchu get for swimmin in the ocean'

 

That's racist.....

 

"White people be dumb"

 

"I steeuhl be tappin dat azz."

 

She still can't figure out how she lost those 10lbs.

 

One of Gods creatures bit off my arm and nearly killed me but I would like to thank God for saving me.
No need to thank the first responders, doctors and science for anything.
lol