Holy Sh!t! Here Take My Money!

only qualm is it's a right

 

The only proper way to ride that wave is by dragging your d!ck on it.

 

But is it a wave or a wake?

 

a warm wet hole is a warm wet hole
stop asking questions

 

BOOOOOOORRRRIIIIINNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!
You would be bored to death 10 seconds into it......

 

Screw all of you, I'd ride that all day!!

 

you bang blow up dolls all day too? fakery on par. bet that sh1t is fresh water too, so your rich pretty eyes don't burn

 

Iv said this before here. I think a wave pool would get boring. The unpredictable-ability and randomness of the ocean is part of surfing to me. But that wave just looks so damn good. Everytime i see pictures or video of that thing i can't help but think.... holy jeebus.

 

Yea, I'm with you and Barry on it getting boring and totally agree on the randomness the ocean offers. I do wonder if it would take 100s or 1000s of rides before I am though.

 

Be nice to have one in the backyard just to see how long it'd take..
but I think it would eventually get boring.
I got bored with water skiing but it took several summers, (after learning how to do it).

 

I wouldn't get bored during flat spells.

 

I bet everyone who says it would get boring has less barrel experience than those who are amped on this.

JD has it right:it would literally take 10's of 1000's of tubes before I get 'bored'..... say 55-60 K tubes, then I can 'move on'

 

Looks like a good training simulator for tube riding. Like a batting cage is to baseball.

 

Yeah I've never heard so many claim a barrel to be boring. I would ride that all day.

 

Those of you that say it isn't boring is because you believe Dancing with the Stars is an exciting show, and you drool while watching it. It is because YOU are boring.
10 seconds, then 100% boring.
NEXT!!!!

 

Boring?
Sh!t Man.
Does anyone here skate?
Have a mini pipe?
IDK but having a ramp in my garage for years never got boring.
If I had one of those in my back yard it would literally take 10 or more years to get bored.
Esp when its flat for awhile and anything rideable is garbage.

 

Yeah but watch video of guys on that thing. It's a very unrealistic barrel. One speed. Not saying it wouldn't be fun for a little, it definitely would be. But if i had to choose between that prefect wave or the sloppy and sometimes flat Atlantic....I'd take the Atlantic everytime. That wave is no substitute for the ocean.

Your comment about barrel experience doesn't make much sense in this context in my opinion. I feel that wave is better suited for turns. The barrels there, but like i said its a unrealistic barrel.