How many 5 year olds could you fight at once?

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by HelpHelpLetMeOut, Jul 14, 2017.

  1. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    legit question, been asked before

    hopefully THIS can be the dumbest thread on swell info and I can steal Barry's scorn from sissy

    well, I reckon I dont need to steal it, he has enough for everyone

    can we get a threadlock on trump thread?

    we all know where we all stand and we dont have to like it
     
  2. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Threadlock on trump thread??
    Just you saying that makes you "wicked smaht" and deserving of no scorn.
    Asshole. <grin>
     

  3. ibc

    ibc Well-Known Member

    Aug 3, 2014
    As long as I had a boxcar of iPads to hand em, a nearly unlimited amount.

    Instant sedation.

    Let the wifi or batteries die out, and it would go downhill right quick.
     
  4. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
  5. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    What kind of training do the kids have? Do they have any weapons?
     
  6. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    why all 5 yr olds smell like maple syrup and piss? go to any kindergarten and see for ur yourself.
     
  7. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    lol Dirty little f'ers.
     
  8. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Haha this is so true
     
  9. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Good one thanksy. I'll make a dumber threadde, just wait

    Meanwhile,one 5year old with a football helmet on can do some serious damage to your lack of manparts.
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    We don't doubt that you have the skills, or lack thereof, for that.........
     
  11. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
  12. seldom seen

    seldom seen Well-Known Member

    Aug 21, 2012
  13. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    regular kids, not midget yakuza with nun-chucks, but they do have fidget spinners
     
  14. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
  15. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    And then your wife yelled, "Done so soon?".
     
  17. Valhallalla

    Valhallalla Well-Known Member

    Jan 24, 2013
    Well, you're younger than me. The end result is the same though.
     
  18. cepriano

    cepriano Well-Known Member

    Apr 20, 2012
    yea u people think its easy til u get robbed and beat up by a gang of little runts in Indonesia or brazil.they aren't strong lol but they are strong in numbers
     
  19. HelpHelpLetMeOut

    HelpHelpLetMeOut Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2017
    exactly, how many can you fvck up? at the same time