Found surfboard in long branch

Dude....you need a girlfriend. Get one.

 

O Barry, I have a girlfriend. And a wife. But my right hand is still my best buddy.

 

And btw, I stole that asian chick from you--she is mine!! DIBS!!!

 

i had a buddy leave a board at the beach once. i couldn't understand it. two weeks ago, i surfed 4-5 days off the week. left 3 pairs of flip flops outside my car and drove off. it's only a matter of time i thought to myself...

 

I don't get how one loses a surfboard,unless somebody steals it or u didn't do proper leashe etiquette.

losing ur phone or keys is one thing,but a 6' board idk ....

 

So their is a there, somewhere?

 

*propre