this surfer wants surfing regulated

damn doodski that's pretty accurate of nj

 

hey now, send newds

 

Hi, I'm a female surfer and a gamer. What do you mean with 'they all look the same'. It's a little rude...

 

Stay on topic. No hijacking of threads. Herro post is required. Don't fvck up this forum... again. Flo

 

Need more of these:

[video=youtube;JO9yI2K8x30]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JO9yI2K8x30&t=90s[/video]

 

Pics

 

Thanks for this TLo, I needed a laugh after working outside in this brutal heat all day. Without propre leash tying there would have been fatalities.

 

Welcome to jersey... home of beach and water regulations

 

Nice dude!

But you forgot about the part with the sardines jumping out of the water while sitting in the line up...

 

No problem brother, glad to provide.

I keep this one in my back pocket myself when I need a good laugh.

 

I feels for my SI brethren who have to deal with the surf school sh!tcanery and general summer beach hassles.
Pretty lucky to have none of that at my local.
Uncrowded peaks up and down the beach, no lifeguards, dogs allowed, no pay for parking or beach access, and alcohol is not allowed but not enforced.
Pretty rare for this area, but the ones in the know have been blessed this summer.

 

In other wordes, you're actually the alter ego / alter aviator of TIKANF (The Idiot Known As NewFlo)

 

Laughed so hard, those newbs just getting so worked

 

#Nicolas64

 

The saddest part was that a couple times there were one or two of them that were like 5 feet from getting out and they STILL got worked.

 

A guy should go help those girls--grab 'em by the puzzy and pull them out past breakers.

 

i wish i owned that surf school they got 20 people to pay for nothing but abuse and no instruction... genius

 

First rule of surfing is to get out to the waves.

 

I love how at ~:45 the "instructor" just pushes them straight into the impact to get worked.

Also, "When a wave approaches, make sure not to paddle and stand up before the wave gets there."

If I win the lottery I'm going to bribe all surf schools to teach surf borting just like this. A lot more people would just give up and never go again.

Also, I just noticed, Ho Stevie is in the comments section.