Pumping advice

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Madma, Aug 2, 2017.

  1. Madma

    Madma Well-Known Member

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    Feb 27, 2017
    Any new methods of pumping your stick for better performance?
     
  2. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    I know where you're going with this but get a carver, it'll change your pump game.
     

  3. Kahuna Kai

    Kahuna Kai Well-Known Member

    Dec 13, 2010
    Grease up the bottom with Vaseline, try not to get it on the wax or your fvcked big time.
     
  4. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Bend over, insert using lots of lubricant.
    Pump away.....
     
  5. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    wear boots, should help hitting your board harder for hardkore pumping. then pelvic thrusts down the face of the wave for max speed
     
  6. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
  7. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    Get the Swedish one.
     
  8. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    I got my first infarction in my over 6 years on ye ole forum for my post above.
     
  9. kidde rocque

    kidde rocque Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2016
    I guess the moddes have convinced themselves to get rid of surfing keyboard warriors who attempt to bypass the filter system. Interesting.

    #cock
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Some bozo called simod4 just gave me one for "inappropriate language". Oooo, Im soooo scared.
    I used the word "shiite" to avoid detection by filters, appropriately used, of course.
    C'est la vie, mes amis!!
     
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  11. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    What does that last line mean? I don't speak Russian.
     
  12. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    It isn't Russian, it's franglish for, "So goes life, my friends".

    Simod gave me a 2nd infraction for the same thing. He/she must being doing speed/crack.
     
  13. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011
    This actually getting funny. That there are grown men telling other grown men and Betty what they can or cannot say because they don't want other grown men to get offended. They funniest thing is that they actually think they are "working", that moderating a forum is work. Hilarious.
     
  14. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    It's the random enforcement that's annoying. "Offensive comments" are made every day, on every thread, nearly every other post. What really happens is someone gets "offended" and reports it, then they crack down, people revolt and it turns into another mod take over, which I thought they learned their lesson on doing this the last time.

    The only thing that should be policed at this point should be any threats of violence. Those have legal implications should they go through with it, so I get the enforcement on that, but using locker room talk or foul language is covered under the freedom of speech.

    Yes it's their forum, and yes it's their rules, but there is no forum if not for us foul mouthed surfers. I don't come here for the forecast anymore, it's rarely accurate and almost irrevevant (use to be fairly accurate) No, I come here to talk sh*t with my bouys.
     
  15. nynj

    nynj Well-Known Member

    Jul 27, 2012
    I do agree that it is getting ridiculous and some of what's considered offensive is obsurd.

    BUT I think the whole Freedom of Speech thing gets thrown around on here too often... It does not apply to a privately owned forum.

    People have the right to say what they want in public, but they don't have the right to stand on your porch and yell through your window
     
  16. Ronnie Mund

    Ronnie Mund Well-Known Member

    277
    Jul 6, 2012
    Let's fvck some whores!!!
    Dew.
     
  17. ClemsonSurf

    ClemsonSurf Well-Known Member

    Dec 10, 2007
    Freedom of speech means you're not going to be thrown in jail for expressing your thoughts. Like NYNJ says, it doesn't provide you any protection from getting banned or infarqeded for being a moron.
     
  18. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    To me, the whole infraction, rules, etc, means my time here is rapidly approaching the end. As DSUP state, I come here for fun; forecasts are useless through no fault of SI personnel.
    But once it ceases to be fun, why bother. SI can then have a forum of those wishing to advertise their products and not paying for it. That will end the forum, and, as it has other sites, follow with the end of the actual site.
    Too bad--I believe we all made a few friends here; even if we are a bunch of morons.....
     
  19. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    I don't want you go, but if you do, PM me your email if you want to stay in touch.

    I understand this, like I said it's their forum / their rules, doesn't mean they are right and doesn't mean it's good for the forum just because it's their rules.

    Yes, agreed!

    Yes, I understand. I said it's their forum / their rules.
     
  20. ChavezyChavez

    ChavezyChavez Well-Known Member

    Jun 20, 2011