Best Creme for Itchy Swamp Balls&Grundel

Yes, you're the only one, wash your dirty ass you filthy MF'er! HAHAHAHA

 

Gold Bond makes a variety of products that should provide relief. Seriously. The talc powder post-shower will 'ease thy pain' and keep you from surreptitiously trying to rip your own balls apart due to itching.

Also, change up your soap brand. Even if it's the same brand of soap you've been using for yrs. Try: Dial Gold.


(Ok, I know how much you two buoyz guys love each other so back to your regular scheduled foaming program.)

 

Here you go SS...

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You need to get laid, son......

 

Gold Bond Green bottle. My butt has been sitting on the gnarly seats of backhoes, bulldozers, forklifts, motorcycles, and surfboards chafing for decades. I swear by it lad.

 

Perhaps get checked out for Herp or other Venereal related illness.. I hope this helps

 

Hit it with a wash clothe..

 

NPL..... hahaha


but(t) for real gold bond is the schiznit. I keep a little bottle in the car for post surf powdering.

 

Powder them 'nads, or...

 

anyone who has experience slinging grub or drinks in a hot restaurant will swear by corn starch or gold bond

 

I can't believe you let your old lady stick her tongue there.

You disgust me

 

Oh yeah and I can't believe you said Grundel

 

Baby powder

 

Krispy Creme

 

You can get a yeast infection too. Kinda different from the fairer sex but same bug. The doc can give you a steroid and an antibiotic to treat the problem, not the symptoms. Wash your suite in white vinegar and dish soap and let it completely dry.

 

Steroids make your grundel bigger.

 

Wasn't Grundel the monster in that book Beowolf they made us read in school? The one they told us was written in English but it may as well have been Latin? I was waaay to stoned to figure that one out.

 

Only when doing your kegels.

 

Funkin A man. I got a rash man. Funkin A.