$3900 Designer Wetsuit

I don't even like the Hurley suites with the 2 stripes on the leg.

This thing is just flat out lame

 

kinda works both ways tho. me n a buddy were on the same stage of buying wetsuites. he bought one for $200 - normal Rusty/Hurley sumtin black one 4/3. i got an $80 4/3 that looks like i'm sponsored by Gatorade. Ended up spending the extra $100 on another board for the quiver. not a lotta hot chicks at the beach in the dead winter on the East Coast, food for thought

 

its all fashion,its like people who go out and buy jordans,which I'm sure theres a few of those in here.i just never seen the need for it.i got a quicksilver 6/5/4 off one of those super deal sites,dont recall,only paid 250 for it,pretty good suite too.i got a 4/3 hyperflex backzip for like $120 7 years ago,the threade separated from the knee after 3 years,put some neoprene glue on it and its good as new,still keeps me in the ocean for a few hours til late December.

 

Yes. With transgender whale jizz.

 

Not sure. I think Trump is currently working on it

 

Aw, common guys, have you no sense of style?? Don't you all want to be "first" wearing them suits?? I think you all do, but you just don't do so because you fear being laughed at.
Go ahead, buy and wear one!! All the girls at the beach will be all over you (even some of the guys).
Go for it!! Live fashionably!!!

 

might as well wear a sign that says "rob me and/or throw my sh!t in the water"