I just love

party girls with firearms.

 

Threading it through a warping barrel with body english.

 

Chopping up some Carolina reapers and then scratching my eye

 

I love putting it in a hot chick's butt.

 

What could you possibly use them for? To keep your dog from chewing on your patio furniture?

 

Balmy evening, sitting on a Gulf coast beach, cold beer in hand, watching a distant lightning storm over the water and hearing the breeze blow through the palms.

 

Watching the sun come up over a cold ocean, while i'm the only one out, and i'm wearing thick rubber with a hood up. No sound, just the ocean muffled by my hood and the first few sun rays warming my face.

 

Sitting on my deck after a good surf session, looking at the ocean, with the sun setting behind me, with a vodka and tonic in my hand.

 

I can put one SMALL one in a pot of chili. I grow them, want some? I mostly give them away. PS, I have a sheet ton right now!

 

sunrise sessions and rainbows, heavy emphasis on the rainbows

 

I minced one the other day and threw it in a grilled chicken salade, that was an intense (but extremely enjoyable) salade. I like really, really spicy foods though. A friend of mine gave me a big bag full of reapers and other special varieties of habeneros and extremely hot chiles a few weeks ago, I pretty much dice one up and add it to every single meal I eat.

Relevant side note: my brother has a theory that one or more of my 5-10 concussions over the years damaged the part of my brain that perceives spicy. I think he's joking? I hope?

 

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I grow... in order of heatness... Poblano, jalapeno, cayenne, Calabrian. Calabrian chilis are as hot as I like to go. Anything more than that are inedible to me.

 

I love Lamp

 

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Spontaneous "sneak-attack" hugs from my kids!

 

The diversity of the answers here is what makes SI great. We like hugs from our kids, and butt sex with hot babes. Just outstanding stuff.

 

I love both of those things too, but never in the same room at the same time...

 

Blumpkins