Girls love surfers

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Archy Arch, Nov 28, 2017.

  1. Archy Arch

    Archy Arch New Member

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    Nov 27, 2017
    Girls love surfers until they are married to one.

    Hey babe, you are coming with me to my parents anniversary party 2 Wednesdays from now! Sure honey as long as there is not waves that day.

    2 Wednesdays from now:
    I'm blowing off your parents anniversary party to surf waist high chop with the boys.

    Hey hubby I want to go to Paris on vacation. Sure honey but we're not going to Paris, we're going to Hossegor, everbody says it's better than Paris.

    We need to send the kids to private school for their future. Sure thing darling right after I get the new Holy Grail from Hayden Shapes
     
  2. McLovin

    McLovin Well-Known Member

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    Jun 27, 2010
    Hey honey, kids are asleep!

    Good, I need to get some sleep too. Waking up at 0400 so I can get my dawn patrol on. ;)
     

  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Hey babe, can we go to Orlando to get some shopping done this weekend? Papaya and Charlotte Rousse are having huge sales!

    Sure gorgeous, there is swell in the water though, so it all depends on the tide and wind, but I plan on surfing 1st, then we can go. Cool?

    Nevermind, we can go next week I guess. You can just surf and I’ll clean up around the house, maybe get my nails done.

    No, let’s go this weekend and get it out of the way, next week is the real swell and I want to be around for that. Don’t worry, we’ll fit it all in this weekend.

    Ugh, fine...
     
  4. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Lol! That was my honeymoon! Got a solid 8' swell, too...

    I'm sure you heard the old saying... "A woman marries a man thinking she can change him, but she never will. A man marries a woman thinking she'll never change, but she will."
     
  5. grainofsand

    grainofsand Well-Known Member

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    Jun 26, 2014

    Lame, keep riding the hype train on that "holy Grail" crap. Dane Reynolds ripped the mess out of the Neck Beard, point being Hayden put out a mediocre crap board with 1/2 a dozen above average surfers in somewhat good waves and you gobbled it up.
    Josh Kerr smashed waves in Indo on single fins.
    Taylor Knox killed some DOH on a bonzer.
    None of these are ideal shapes for Ever'Man
     
  6. Manik

    Manik Well-Known Member

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    Dec 25, 2015
    I always said the ex wife loved dating a surfer and hated being married to one, I repeat, ex wife
     
  7. Surfh2o

    Surfh2o Well-Known Member

    94
    Aug 23, 2013
    Yeah my wife hates that I surf, she also hated it when I was dating her. I guess some things never change.
     
  8. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    My wife has always encouraged me to surf.
    Periodically, she asks if my life insurance is up to date.......
     
  9. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    Mine does, too... but only on the nights before I go hunting the next morning!
     
  10. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    When I was a youth,and travelling the south with my buddy Bart, raising money for the Shriners in Knoxville, TN - the women loved Bart. Tall blond surfer looking dude. Pissed me off. He couldn't barely surf, and I was short, dark haired, didn't look the part. Pissed me off royally.
     
  11. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
  12. bubs

    bubs Well-Known Member

    Sep 12, 2010
    Agree with this
     
  13. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I started surfing because of the chicks
     
  14. ukelelesurf

    ukelelesurf Well-Known Member

    403
    Apr 25, 2007
    Ya'll doing it all wrong.....my wife loves that I surf



    Caveat: Wife surfs
     
  15. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I tell the girlfriend, I give you one day on the weekend, the other day is mine for man stuff! Which includes surfing, fishing, whackin it, whatever.