Beard Respect

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Jesterface, Dec 5, 2017.

  1. Jesterface

    Jesterface Well-Known Member

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    Nov 30, 2017
    If I travel I make sure my beard is full grown for respect in the lineup.

    The fuller the beard mixed with surfing skill and etiquette gets you the most respect in the line up other than being one of the boys.

    Even in my fullsuit hooded wetsuit my mustache commands respect.

    Who here has a killer beard that all the women desire and all men fear and respect? I know I do!
     
  2. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I heard that Colin Herlihy's beard could kick Chuck Norris's beard's ass
     

  3. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Lol
     
  4. LBCrew

    LBCrew Well-Known Member

    Aug 12, 2009
    I keep a clean shave at all times to keep my squeaky clean, youthful image in tact. Now that my eyes are going, I look 26 years old in the mirror.
     
  5. StuckontheGulf

    StuckontheGulf Well-Known Member

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  6. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    Pogonophobia, aka fear of beards. I do not have Pogonophobia, I would not give you respect in the line up because you have a beard, let alone, a full beard. I think you get respect by your actions.
     
  7. Mitchell

    Mitchell Well-Known Member

    Jan 5, 2009
    Coming to the CT:

    His beard is so burly, only his lips move.

    [video=youtube_share;NyOxGV4hdBE]http://youtu.be/NyOxGV4hdBE[/video]
     
  8. me tard

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  13. eatswell

    eatswell Well-Known Member

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    Jul 14, 2009
    No beard for me. Always hated facial hair, mostly. I have to shave even more than I used to, as I have a lot of gray now and it's already noticeable after a few days of stubble. I last grew a beard for a few months back in 2012, and I couldn't believe how gray it was. I'm sure it's much worse now. It used to have red and blonde patches, with mostly black, when I let it grow long enough when I was younger. Too much gray now.
     
  14. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

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  15. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    I like clams with beards. As long as they don't resemble Don King's weave.
     
  16. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest

    Beards are definitely for insecure men.
    They are a bacteriological heaven.
     
  17. REDDZ

    REDDZ Well-Known Member

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    Oct 28, 2011
    A good one will definitely make you look older. Especially if it's grey... like mine. Respect? I don't know.
     
  18. Mr.Belmar

    Mr.Belmar Well-Known Member

    Aug 19, 2010
    Beards were like 5 years ago...

    I'm not so sure that they 'demand respect' now since it's more of a trendy hipster kinda thing now... maybe 10yrs ago things would be different since no one had one...

    Personally I rather have a clean shave, or just a day of growth. Beards get itchy...
     
  19. Rocketjok

    Rocketjok Well-Known Member

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    Jul 30, 2015
    Shaved head with half-man chew.....not past the bottom of the chin, then you own respect!
    "Snap into a slim Jim".....
    FWH2B.jpg
     
  20. DosXX

    DosXX Well-Known Member

    Mar 2, 2013