Festivities+Family+Drama=Hawaii

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by mushdoc, Dec 27, 2017.

  1. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    I know we all get our share of family fun over the holidays.I guess the expectation of having that magical experience puts pressure on everyone. We always have something,usually just minor stuff but this year...wooo boy. My wife's brother had a blow up with his family before coming to our house for the magical Christmas dinner and just decided to blow off the the whole thing. Mom in law took it bad and had her own little anxiety/breakdown. Then MY mom got a little(read smashed) tipsy and told my son to "shut the f&ck up" while he was talking about a school project. The whole house went dead quiet and she had no clue. Did not remember saying it the next day. The topper was my neighbors dog got out of the fenced in yard and tried to attack my dog. I have a German Shepard and it did not end well. Neighbor has a Husky that is about the same size. Sad story is the Husky lost an eye and half an ear. Neighbor calls the cops. Mom in law is screaming that my dog is a menace.
    Everyone is leaving today- my wife said to me this morning " You get your wish next year...we are spending next Christmas in Hawaii. I need a break from all this...".
    It's a Christmas miracle!!!
     
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  2. UnfurleD

    UnfurleD Well-Known Member

    Jul 13, 2016
    haha, that's an epic one for sure. couldn't have worked for the better. f that kid's school project
     
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  3. metard

    metard Well-Known Member

    Mar 11, 2014
    this sounds so familiar that i think we are related.
     
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  4. La_Piedra

    La_Piedra Well-Known Member

    Oct 9, 2017
    Yeah, but did you get that Red Ryder BB Gun?
     
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  5. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    That was you? I was wondering who took the last beer.
     
  6. Iggy

    Iggy Well-Known Member

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    Jun 14, 2014
    This sounds like a Jerry Springer show episode.
     
  7. nopantsLance

    nopantsLance Well-Known Member

    Aug 15, 2016
    Hey mushdoc-
    I agree with your mom- your boy needs more discipline!
     
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  8. Son Bather Bob

    Son Bather Bob Well-Known Member

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    Jun 16, 2014
    hahaha! this is classic!
     
  9. foamieswithmyhomies

    foamieswithmyhomies Well-Known Member

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    Sep 18, 2014
    Sounds like you had a wonderful Christmas Mr. Griswold!
     
  10. Barry Cuda

    Barry Cuda Guest


    Sounds like a normal family gathering.......we humans certainly are a peach, aren't we?? But yet, we call ourselves "the Crown of Creation"....hahahaha....NOT!!!
     
  11. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    This is what happens when the family starts sippin on the wild turkey! Merry Christmas!
     
  12. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Cool beans bro! I'm getting ready to leave my wife. She blew off her first PT appointment today, it was scheduled at 6 pm, they squeezed her in during the holidays, but it cut into her drinking time so she blew it off. Swell is Friday Saturday Sunday so I'll suck it up, no ultimatums till after Jan 1, then if she does not go, (and my insurance changes so who knows if she can) then I'm done. Panama.

     
  13. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    Hang in bro...things will feel different after this weekends surf. I am headed to Satellite or Indialantic. Looks like a good little swell incoming.
     
  14. Zeroevol

    Zeroevol Well-Known Member

    Jun 22, 2009
    I was married to an alcoholic, everything cut into her drinking time. Good luck!!!
     
  15. Tuono

    Tuono Well-Known Member

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    Sep 13, 2012
    sheesh, i have a husky..she went closer to sniff a german shepard right outside of dog park and got a bite that required long line of stitches. she is small and 10 years old. i had a moment when i thought of repercussions of walking over to my truck and blazing his dog with a 45. As is, just vet bills.

    Man, you had a party at your place! Hawaii would sure be nice route
     
  16. beach.soon

    beach.soon Well-Known Member

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    Aug 30, 2015
  17. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    She made a new appointment for next week , so things will chill. But last night I was looking at Panama, for real. $385/mo rent for a 3/2 furnished with a/c turnkey single family home near the beach in David, lots of ex-pats, fairly civilized. Food not too pricey. Need money for a vehicle upon arrival, and couple $Ks to get set up - no biggie. Dry season starts in early Jan thru April. Good time to visit to check things out. Ya never know.
     
  18. surfsolo

    surfsolo Well-Known Member

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    Apr 1, 2009
    Sounds like a good retirement plan
     
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  19. mushdoc

    mushdoc Well-Known Member

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    Jan 30, 2013
    My dog never fights. Dog parks are total chill. This was a strange event for both dogs. They are usually friendly with each other. Maybe because they knew it was Christmas? IDK but the neighbor was way pissed. Thing is...it was in my yard so no liability on my end.