The Lighter Side

Modern day Scouting...(Actually, that's old technology)

 

I don't know what's worse, RV "camping" or this.

 

Have you ever had one of those days?...

 

Looks like Niagara Falls.

 

Love Bill Burr, one of my favorites.

 

Larry the Fighter Pilot

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"

Little Larry says; "I wanna to start out as a Fighter Pilot, and then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while banging her like a loose screen door in a hurricane."

The teacher shocked and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Larry, decides not to acknowledge what he said and simply tries to continue with the lesson. "And how about you, Sarah?"

"I want to be Larry's whore."