the best 2 piece bisect surfboard!

I think you are right but I need more info:
How much can you bench?
Who is your favorite surfer from NJ?
What is there proper way to tie a leashe string?
When was the last time you preformed sand reconne at your local beach access?
Have you ever dropped in on someone at Cocoa Beach?
Do you like scrapple?

 

Should have saved the 1500 for French hookers and just rented a real board during your trip. Dew.

 

For the best 2 Piece see scantily clad threade

 

don't forget the coke ^^

 

Funniest **** I've read here in a while buoys, Goode jobbe.

 

Hey i appreciate the guys input... but he should have posted a link...

And answered all the appropriate questions as listed by headhigh... this is important.

I never had a board like this- but I like the concept to avoid airline fees and troubles... many times I have lugged around boards in an airport and thought a 2peice board would be nice to have, imagine traveling with a board that breaks down to 3 ft!! That would be so easy you could almost consider it a carry on!!

 

#bisectual

 

I heard that the bisect surfboard is for the bicurious surfer who likes to

Lmao

 

ghey - board fees are meant to be taken like a man

 

http://thecarboncompact.com/

 

Can you reconnect the two pieces of the board in the water? You could duck dive with the noes section on the paddle out and drag the tail section behind you with the leash haha.

Or just ride a short board lol.

 

They actually have a couple of shortboards:
http://thecarboncompact.com/boards/

It looks kinda interesting, in the past when I was traveling more, I would put some serious thought into this, just the ease and convenience factor... many trips I did where I relied on friends boards (who lived in the destination I was traveling too) or rent a board. usualky ended with old beat up boards... in fact I remember riding a good sized swell at santa Catalina on an old thruster without the back/trailing fin...

Anyways, I'm sure the boards don't ride that great, probably similar to surftechs, which I wouldn't be opposed too if only riding for a week here or there...

I think they are onto something... maybe boards will get better in the future, better materials and all..

You guys should check it out prior to shooting it down...

https://www.instagram.com/thecarboncompact/

 

Wow what a sales pitch

 

Im thinkin the hookers

 

But any of dem hookers in cocoa is my question i already know dere is waves there

 

Im comin down too yep savin my cash to rent .............not a board

 

O shiite where am i

 

I know how we don't like sales pitches and all on here. But that's actually my shaper that makes these. That's my shop. I wrote about these on here once. I don't own one, but i tried one out. I'm not kidding, you'd be really surprised with how it works. Technology has come a really long way.

Not saying everyone should run out and get one. I personally don't have a need for it. But the dudes making these are legit. Its no gimmick.