Help me understand something

I believe the rule is... "no inappropriate language." Sometimes, the most appropriate word has four letters.

 

where's the no-like optione

 

Haven’t you seen the photos of Austinina?!
He’s a “skinny” Texan. Who can’t figure out how to operate a forummee.

I’d say a fat retard.

 

You stoked!? I’m stoked!!!
I need to reach out to TSJ. I think they still owe me two more issues from my move that never came.

 

Yeah, they keep deleting my "pound me too" hashtag, nothing dirty about that.

Seems arbitrary and capricious

 

Lol Bye bye posts. What a turd.

 

Seems kinda fascist and dictatorial to shut down speech you don't like.

 

It is fascism. It's the culture of the weak holding sway over the strong. If you are hypersensitized and can be triggered by any word, gesture or thought you now can get society to shut down that offense. Commercial ventures would rather censor than have to deal with the repercussions of standing up for something. And so the downward spiral of speech oppression begins followed by the end of physical and thought freedom. It's textbook fascism coupled with its close cousin the socialist/communist playbook.

 

Snowflakery

 

Perhaps, but it is very fashionable to do so. So shi-shi in the right night clubs, and, you must dress appropriately for it--olive green Mao tops, complete with his little Red Book as an accessory, Commie beanies (camo, of course), and ultimately, wear a pair of handcuffs on your belt.
You are then...."IN"!!!!!

 

My childhood was typical, summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds, pretty standard really. At the age of 12 I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum, it's breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

 

I like how this tread totally went off the rails.

Kinda like the good old days, minus the pier-shotting max-benching 23 footing Roy harassing butthurtedness that we all grew so accustomed to.

 

Yep, that was my goal...

 

My wife wants me to start going to church. She likes church. I don't like it. I got her drunk Saturday so she would be too hungover to go. I win.

 

Q. Why can't a penis be 12 inches long?



A. Because it would be a foot.

 

Sounds like a camp I went to!

 

This is becoming a classic... Swell on, brothers

 

Another Roger the Dodger story. Once he got me to give him my personal info for a PO Box for some BS reason, I was 22 and naive, then he placed an ad, without my knowledge, in the Rolling Stone classified saying: Find out what Jesus said about homosexuality, send $1 and a SASE to: my PO Box.

Then he tells me, and says Jesus said nothing aboot homos in the bible so legally we don't have to send the $ back. Lucky I didn't do federal time for that one.

 

Since we are derailing..... what is the average bench press of a professional surfer? Also how many of you surfers are over 185lbs? Why not get your wife drunk on Sunday morning? Who here binge eats 3000 plus calories in one sitting?

 

1. I haven't bench pressed since I was in prison over 25 years ago.
2. I weigh just aboot 185 lbs.
3. My wife chains me up and hammers my anvs with a strap on every Sunday morning so getting her drunk is out of the question.
4. If I binge ate 3000 calories in one sitting at my age I'd probably die.