Mid-life Surf Crisis

aka "getting rhino'd".

 

sandRecon will cure your soul

 

O barry, how soft you are!

 

Well im 62 , and old guys like us have so many things going wrong like an old car with 250000 miles on it ,she runs but sometimes it smokes a bit on the way to the beach

 

#wimp

 

I’m in... I can fish, make boards, and distill for the group. Maybe we can charge outrageous amounts of money to teach bad surf lessons on Costco boards.

 

Im 28 and want to relocate closer to the beach so i can get the swell when it come in instead of missing it.

 

I think I speak for the group when I say, we'd all like Mrs. Metzger to relocate closer to the beach too, unless she's a raging SheBeast.

 

What the hell! Im not a woman

 

Dude I'm talking about your wife or significant other, not you.

You don't come around these forums much, do you?

 

haha it threw me off because i dont have a wife lol

 

what about what about a sister, cousin, aunt... ???

 

ive got a couple of those

 

That's good enough. We will take it

 

No, it's not good enough.

We want pictures.

 

The distillery and surf lessons are great Ideas. My method of teaching a surf lesson; give the student a beater longboard; followed by the inspirational words "Watch and learn sucker haha".

 

Then why are you asking for guys "swell"??

 

the only thing pictures i have are of my grandmother is that cool

 

Barry will be happy