Clowns Will Dominate Upcoming Swell

Not with these water temps.

 

Wait for the stepoff clowns trying to pass off their footie as real surf footie! Trying to cheat WOW new England edition. I'm submitting a wave from OCMD even if they don't consider it for the definite win.

Lots of kooks trying to cheat their way into the surf industry. It will be a real circus, however, the surf industry caught onto this and stepoff footie is becoming taboo!

Not Ben Gravy, he is legit. Be sure to tune into Nub Nation for this one!

 

Either way the Ben Gravy Train always produces.

We have a couple surf gangs in OCMD who think they rule the lineup. They use jetskis to paddle out and catch waves using the stepoff method. They will run you over on the inside and snake the set waves on the outside and put cross chop all over the waves. They don't care about safety most of the time they are looking backwards

Then they post all the footie online and pass it off as a paddle in by editing the ski out.

They towed IRI last big snow swell while alot of real surfers were paddling the same spot.

And if you don't let them put everyones life in danger they will try to intimidate you and threaten to fight you. Its super lame.

 

OCMD GANGS WHAT A JOKE!!!!

 

Can confirm, planning on checking out a sheltered novelty wave on Sunday.

 

Shut up and enjoy yourself. Sheesh.

 

I'm waiting for someone to bark at me for just being out there! They'll sadly learn that this dog bites hard! Everyone should be looking out for one another this weekend! Go back to your douchness when it's 2.7' at 5 sec!!! Hope everyone stays safe, PEACE!

 

A certain inlet in southern New Jersey is about to be all time boys. . .have of you guys won't even surf this swell so why even complain about guys on jet skis riding waves you weren't going to surf. . .

 

Because stepoffs are lame! And dangerous at a spot with any paddle surfers. Just looking out for the surf community like responsible bra's do.

Do you really want another gofund me link on a surf site asking for help for medical bills because someone got ran over by a jet ski paddling out? All so some cornball wannabe gets a surfline feature with a stepoff wave.

Rob Kelly got wave of the day last year no ski just paddling.

And, I will be surfing! I'm going to win New England wave of the winter this swell.

 

Haha I agree not to mention you see guys paddling all over the world in much bigger steeper powerful waves..yet everytime a 8 ft swell hits ocmd and Raven lundy and those boys start towing. . Like clowns

 

Jesterface and ocsurf ought to get a room together......

 

They go waay back..

 

clowns UNITE!!!

 

You'll grow out of the mindset eventually. I used to be the 6'2 230 pound aggro dude in the lineup in Jax beach ready to fight any kooks at the drop of a hat. I've learned now at nearly 30 years old there are much, much more important things in life then being pissed at non locals and kooks who come out only when it's good. Hopefully you'll learn that one day, too.

 

for serious, "have"wits

 

Almost a pretty solid board transfer if that second guy got to his feet

 

Bra why you advertising? Guess I’ll see you there. You know the kooks and clowns scour swell info for secrets accidentally dropped in a conversation. Stay safe bouys hopefully All this wind stays as forecast and doesn’t get any stronger.

 

the swell is around the corner it is time for Sirius and franks discussions