crazy animal encounters

So many!!! Once I was walking home from fishing on a dirt road with woods and corn fields surrounding it. I heard this High pitched kind of meowing sound so I squatted down and listened in silence. Eventually I saw a fauns head pop up in a patch of grass under a mulberry tree. So I started doing doe calls. The effing thing walked right out to me abd started trying to nurse on me. I picked it up and took it home. Bottle fed it etc. I wanted to keep it but my parents wouldn’t let me so I took it back to where I found it. Luckily deer don’t rely on smell fur their faun and it was seen with its mom a few times after. But I’ve seen plenty of bear in the mountains and heard a few bobcats/mountain lions while backpacking and sleeping in hay fields on buddies farms. I ran into a turkey in the streets of Boston once.

 

Well, of course, Boston is full of libtards.....

 

in my early twenties, hungover on back deck of parents smoking a butt in the morning daylight, I saw a large fisher cat walk by me about 10' away. i never knew they existed or and was very confused; only to find out they're very aggressive animals.

ive seen many coywolves around southeastern MA, one this past weekend in fact. they are hybrid coyotes/wolves.

was sitting on my board waiting for sets and saw a whale blow its spout, seals pop up 15' away from me, Cape Cod.

 

Hmm....you are lucky you are still in possession of your legs, knowing what follows seals.....

 

might have been extremely poisonous. i saw one snorkeling in Caribbean and did some research...general rule of thumb is you dont want to mess with sea snakes.

 

Moss landing California. . .told to exit the water and that is was very sharky by cousin. Kid was eaten next week at same spot. . .I think this was around 2009

 

One of the greatest vids ever. The battle for the back yard.

 

I'm a little embarrassed of this one but its funny.

Surfing this morning. Big swell and gloomy out. Waters dark and murky. I'm sitting out back waiting for a set when i realize some sea grass on my board. Just one strand. So i grab it and throw it off. As I'm doing so i see something rising from the depths of the murky brown water straight at me. Nothing huge but big enough to give me a quick spook. Turns out it was more sea grass, but like a whole bundle, floating up. Scared the hell out of me. I legitimately thought something was be nibbling on my foot for a second there.

 

Mermaid??

 

My favorite mermaid scene



Pretty sure I would have been the first to follow the mermaids to my demise

 

not sure who's balls are bigger?

 

Beached blue whale

 

What a moron! Did he get back out to sea?

 

They were able to get the fish (whatever) towed back out and save it.

 

Provide a caption...

 

Well, it's clear who has the smaller brain...

 

Here, kitty kitty...
https://pilotonline.com/news/media/videos/youtube_0c88bb12-31c8-11e8-8103-3359dba45770.html

 

"Taste the Rainbow," my ass...

 

"Tastes like chicken."

 

"One little two, little three penguins,
Four little five, little six little penguins,
Seven little eight, little nine little penguins,
Ten little penguin meals!!

BUUUURRRRPPPP!!!!!