Well, alright...alright....

Discussion in 'All Discussions' started by Rob_Kelly, May 18, 2018.

  1. sisurfdogg

    sisurfdogg Well-Known Member

    Jun 17, 2013
    Scott McC is still surfing quite well, but a tad more laid back. Chummer is still one of my heroes, and is still able to paddle out in his mid 70s in clean HH surf (on an SUP, but with no paddle, he uses it as an extra volume LB).

    Once I was up in Salem, NH for "business" and I asked my buddy where I could go swim some laps. He dropped me off at the YMCA pool in Lawrence, MA, while he met some 'friends". There was a HUGE Baby Ruth bar floating in the pool. I just laughed and had to wait for him to show up, while I used my superpowers of invisibility to blend into the urban wasteland. Due to the thriving Dominican and El Salvadorean population, I was shocked! to find out "things" were cheaper there than in Miami (this was 1986).
     
  2. CBSCREWBY

    CBSCREWBY Well-Known Member

    Feb 21, 2012
    Oh Barry... You are, and will always be, our #1 Moron...
     

  3. Sir_Ballyhoo

    Sir_Ballyhoo Well-Known Member

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    Mar 8, 2018
    Pizza, as in Panzones? Dare I say hello old friend?
     
  4. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Dude, I haven't had Panzones in a minute.

    Sorry, man, you guys have me all confused with all the handles.

    Are you Italian and have awnings? And a Virgin Mary statue?

    Anyways, I gotta go. If I get shot you can have my collection of old surf mags - back from when they kicked ass.
     
  5. Sir_Ballyhoo

    Sir_Ballyhoo Well-Known Member

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    Mar 8, 2018
    You have come a long way from hanging out under the boardwalk having conversations with dead seagulls to now being Jersey Royalty. No awnings, but my wife still cooks for me.
     
  6. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    Welcomme Back dude.....loooong time, my friend
     
  7. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

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    Jul 19, 2010
    Who says I’m a druggie? Plus I like you Barry. You have some political sense aboot you. I’m just pointing out that fact that people often get in tiffs with you and your superior intellect. Honestly I’ve probably shared waves with you unknowingly.
     
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  8. soulrider

    soulrider Well-Known Member

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    Jul 19, 2010
    I wish I was in the true OG category but I was a lurker and kooky poster in those early years...
     
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  9. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    You still letting her surf?

    God bless South Jersey's northern outposts.
     
  10. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Yo, what up, buddy?

    Don't call me, "buddy," pal.

    Don't call me, "pal," friend.

    South Park Reference #465

    Hey, how's Florida. You doing any flakka these days?
     
  11. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    It just takes persistence. Fight and praise everyone you can.

    Ax people their opinions. They love that.

    Hey, I remember your name. So you got that going for you, which is nice.
     
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  12. JawnDoeski

    JawnDoeski Well-Known Member

    Aug 11, 2014
    Aye dawg aye

    I pop or poop in here every so often but it just ain't fun like the run in 2015

    Man I gave Barry the medal for Swell Info's 1 moron...I still say Barry no surf

    Heyyy soulrider is supposedly from my city, the city of drugs, guns and brothers loving brothers but he won't even share his flakka or go for a surf with me. Must be one of those Philly Surf Crew frauds
     
  13. headhigh

    headhigh Well-Known Member

    Jul 17, 2009
    So, how many infarctiones have you accrued?
     
  14. fl.surfdog

    fl.surfdog Well-Known Member

    Dec 6, 2010
    I'm glad I'm not forty years younger.....waaaay to old for that chit
     
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  15. Sir_Ballyhoo

    Sir_Ballyhoo Well-Known Member

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    Mar 8, 2018
    Holding on strong up here brotha, even with the northerners pushing ever so much with their whole lot sized fancy 2 month/2 mil hoomes!
     
  16. your pier

    your pier Well-Known Member

    Dec 2, 2013
    you been here longer than i have, sorry i forgot a few. you og too my dude. me? not so much, still a kooky poster though
     
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  17. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Listen, guys, non knew nor appreciated Scooby Doo when him and the gang were all out there running after ghosts and shit, in a Chomo van, nonetheless, that there of which.

    So, they din't have a TV show from the start. Nope they had ton attract the attention of a one David Arquette and Ryan Seacrest, once time moved along a bit, of course, that there of which.

    Ok, you guys are both relevant. And relevancy can come quick or it can come fast, just like Pump without a rubber. It all depends on the current mood, and availibility of pills.

    OHHHH, these prodigies. These surf predictin' webste message board prodigies. C'mon, really, besides, the thread where one can claim some surfing within the past week, we all looking for the interest. The other, or otter sheet.

    Many y'all looking for human-Internet connection.

    Ok, sure, David Arquette tried to snag South Jersey Bill's Intervention Prophecies, and his replacing of a choice Edmonton girl with an early version of a real doll. And the movie flopped by the way...

    I really liked that Candice. She was alright. She had a vagina, too, which was totally bitchen. I like Canada. I really do. I likey Canadian women and the endless headlands.

    Plus, patriots, I've never felt mo' free than in Canada.

    Now that's a free country. This place isn't. Pffffffff. Really?

    And their McDonnald's kick ass.

    McDonnald's Gift Certificates used to be the way to at least get your letters printed in SURF POST - SURFER MAG, dude.

    How do you think Novak and Elder became heroes?

    Not to sound old, but, damn deese keeds, they'll just never have a clue how it used to be...
     
  18. dlrouen

    dlrouen Well-Known Member

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    Jun 6, 2012
    What brand of wax would you like me to use on your car windows?
     
  19. Rob_Kelly

    Rob_Kelly Well-Known Member

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    Mar 6, 2018
    Christie don't let me drive, dude.

    Besides, I would expect a lil' something more than a windshield waxing from an AC dude.
     
  20. DawnPatrol321

    DawnPatrol321 Well-Known Member

    Mar 6, 2012
    Yo Rob Kelly, did you make through the holiday weekend alive?